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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago

Not even autistic and I already fear it.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago

I hope the clasp at the back snags at the hair on the nape of my neck as well

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

So I'm a little lost. Are those supposed to be empty wrappers or containers of something?

Anything specific, or just vague plastic aluminum-y things? I'm just so confused here. I get the sensory part, but based on the reactions here is gotta be something more specific.

Edit-

10 seconds later I realized those are clothes tags. They looked like little tubes of some kinda product. Like an ointment maybe.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You got it - clothing tags and random itchy threads.

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

I didn't even notice the threads.

Now I'm really uncomfy, thanks.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm amazed at the reaction here, I'm not sure the last time I even noticed one of these while wearing a shirt.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It’s interesting to me that people like you exist (even though I’m assuming you’re in the vast majority). It’s like how it sounds made up to me that there are these supposed “extroverts” that gain energy from talking to people.

[–] paul@lemmy.org 1 points 3 hours ago

They..WHAT?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would literally kill someone if they tried to force me to wear that, or die trying.

EDIT:

Alternatively: destroy it.

I usually have a pocket knife and zippo within 50 feet of me.

If you approached me with this thing I’d bite off your fingers.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

You monster.

Whoever thought of this can fuck all the way off!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

This is painful to look at. I would start to fix it by braiding the strings together.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 123 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not kink-shaming, but I think this transcends anything short of genuine torture.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I’d be screaming the safe word just by bringing this thing into the room.

[–] guy@piefed.social 4 points 16 hours ago

Cinnamon! CINNAMON!

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