Old Jesus was too woke and empathetic. Remember new Jesus, and not the Epstein files He demanded be released.
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"But we're not the same guys. Our billionaires are not like their billionaires. They will save us."
When I pooh that day, I will name it Charlie Kirk. Then I'll flush that stinking turd away with pleasure.
October 14th, rifle day at the range.
3D printed firearm giveaway on Luigi Mangione day.
If I get off work, cool. But fuck this piece of shit and the pedos that worship him.
Celebrate by tossing red dye into every fountain in town!
(A good alternative if you don't have red dye to toss in the fountain — or if you just don't feel like using dye — is the blood of one or more fascists.)
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Excuse me? Is this theonion? nottheonion?
Oh, just plain normal USA news. OK...
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I'm surprised that The Onion can't think of this earlier
Malicious compliance incoming.
Libs <---> Fascism. As always.
Does everybody wear diapers on CK day or what?
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Atheists, im counting on you to establish a tradition that makes this a day mocking Charlie Kirk. I believe in you.
How are y’all gonna celebrate Charlie Kirk Day? LOL
Here’s some suggestions:
-T-shirts and signs with his most despicable quotes -Maybe one that has him depicted like a Saint on a stained glass window, showing how he went out, as is tradition.
HIS NAME IS CHARLIE KIRK
HIS NAME IS CHARLIE KIRK
HIS NAME IS CHARLIE KIRK
HIS NAME IS CHARLIE KIRK
HIS NAME IS CHARLIE KIRK
I laugh my ass off at people who get offended when you literally quote him word for word and in full context. There is nothing like that with MLK or anyone.
He was a paid propagondist who preached hatered, bigotry and advocated for genocide, and his legacy speaks for itself.
Nice, now we have an American Bonfire Night. Luckily Kirk had equally recognizable facial features so the effigy's will be on point. Remember to add a lil fire cracker in the neck for both a realistic finish, and a throwback to the OG Gunpowder Plot 😀
We got until then to have the best jokes ready
those DEMS are definitely DINOS, that are probably being challenged by magats in thier seats the next election, or they are not running anymore, so they show thier true colors. plus they are voting, because thier megadonors, and AIPAC wouldnt fund them anymore( which funnily enough also funds gop)
Why not have someone compose a song about him, which you could make the new theme song for the maga movement?
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I'll remember it, and laugh my ass off.
Ahh, yes. Racist Nazi's deserve remembrance days in Trump's America.
Funny there are no days to remember the hundreds of CHILDREN killed by Republicans.
Why Kirk day? To celebrate? Pop the bubbly and go to town!