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    [–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

    Linux Distro

    Windows 11, macOS, and FreeBSD on the list

    Wat

    [–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

    Think about it a little more....

    [–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

    A prosperity gospel church is still a church, unless you're referring to WSL as the equivalent of "Linux".

    [–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 1 points 1 hour ago

    I do not consider those churches to be Christian. Their theology is significantly removed from orthoxy that it's unrecognizable.

    But even still, as with WSL, you can find some Christianity in there if you work really hard to find it.

    [–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 1 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

    As a catholic I must agree with the chart

    [–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 2 points 36 minutes ago

    Happy Lent.

    [–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

    I guess I fall between Arch and openSUSE (so rolling release), that is what you get when you are born in a small country, all the way in the back waters, you make things work in anyway you can.

    [–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 1 points 1 hour ago

    Backwater folk making things work the best they can.

    I think that's a pretty good description of non-denom/Baptist churches. User checks out!

    [–] Norin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

    Where would you put Pop!_OS?

    Also, there’s a wide spectrum of Lutherans and they often don’t get along.

    [–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 3 points 2 hours ago

    Pop_OS! would be United Churches of Christ. Derived from Ubuntu, and generally accepted as reliable and easy for newbies.

    [–] PointyFluff@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

    OH yeah. Fucking christians. Get ALL THE WAY fucked with your awful abusive religion.

    [–] mutter9355@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 31 minutes ago

    You know that Christianity is quite a broad religion right? Most Christians are pretty reasonable people.

    And no, I'm not a Christian.

    [–] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

    First up: FreeBSD is NOT a Linux distribution, and secondly, is NetBSD so small that it is nowhere to be found?

    Berkeley software distribution β‰  Linux (or gnu+Linux, which is btw not true for all distros.)

    [–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 7 points 3 hours ago

    That's part of the joke.

    [–] timestatic@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

    When was Windows 11, Lineage/Android, MacOS or a fucking TI calculator a proper Linux distro

    [–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

    Lineage/Android

    Only the kernel is called Linux. The userspace is completely different from GNU/Linux but the actual software named Linux is being used. Alpine Linux isn't GNU/Linux either.

    [–] LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

    This just makes me feel like a heretic because it doesn't line up

    [–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

    What's your distro and I'll reassign you.

    [–] LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

    Lol it's mostly a joke, no worries. I use OpenSUSE but got assigned Debian, which is completely fine

    [–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

    I disagree. You have MacOS as "Spiritual but not Religious".

    MacOS is Hillsong.

    Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.

    [–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 2 points 3 hours ago

    MacOS is Hillsong.

    I can see that.

    Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.

    I'm aware.

    [–] btsax@reddthat.com 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

    Wait, ChromeOS was explicitly created to support the institution of chattel slavery? Who knew?!

    [–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 3 points 3 hours ago

    Sounds about right to me.

    It was created by google. That's not impossible or even particularly improbable

    [–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

    How do I know this isn't proganda from Big Christianity?

    ~guess this chart makes me metheodist tho~

    [–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 1 points 3 hours ago

    Well, I am Anglican...

    Heaven's Gate: TempleOS

    [–] iopq@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

    FreeBSD is definitely Satanism

    [–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

    It's very Christian to not understand the difference.

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