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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

they're gung ho until they have to sleep in a tent

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 7 hours ago

Well if it's working for the Ukraine. ...

[–] lumettaria@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm cackling for this one folks

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 177 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dont see the issue, obviously they'll just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and win the war, it was easy back in their day so it'll be easy for them now. Kids today are just lazy

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don’t think Vietnam is views as easy nor was it successful.

[–] nonius@lemmy.zip 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems the comment you replied to was a joke, friend

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No doubt. In response to such a joke, boomers would take credit for a time when the military was successful. My reply is an attempt to preemptively take the wind out of their sails.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean? Vietnam was successful at destroying free press so no conflict after it would ever show the people the true horrors of war.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago

Right wingers literally think the US won every single war its fought. Even when it accomplished none of its objectives.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Vietnam war medals are participation trophies.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago
[–] ygurin@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It would also solve the global birth rates declining, just saying...

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

5 problems at once. 😁

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 93 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Draft the rich. Working class solidarity is fundamental for revolution. Boomers and Zoomers need to co-operate to defeat the Epstein class.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 39 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

if they would start drafting the rich, wars would suddenly stop and there would be world peace.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 14 points 23 hours ago

There are many, many millions more of us than there are of them. If we can organize, we can make it happen.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 9 points 21 hours ago

Soldiers would suddenly make tax free millions while not actually going to warzones. They'd still rape children, like real soldiers

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 41 points 22 hours ago

This is exactly the time, send them off to die for the bullshit they voted for.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Complaining about age discrimination? OKAY

welcome to the US Army, private.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 6 points 18 hours ago

Silly child, we send the young and poor to die. Welcome to Humanity.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I confess to tapping the speaker icon in the corner. I must be punished.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago

Shut up. 😡

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

If you want to be punished I can connect you with some people.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about just republicans. If you vote for trump, it automatically signs you up for the draft.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Nah, to partisan. Id agree with, if your representative doesn't vote in the war time resolution to not go to war, then you are added to the draft list. Doesn't matter if you are a Republican, Democrat, independent, or didn't vote. It would make the representative actually have to represent their constituents, and face the wrath of their constituents if they go against them. (Also, no one exempt from the draft, don't look at age, sex, wealth etc. random selection off of everyone). If your 76 year old grandma gets called to go, she goes. Overweight? You'll probably die in boot camp.

It would probably end all wars ever from starting involving our country ever again, lol

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You want to send grandma and grandpa to war? They fought in Korea and Viet Nam, and some of them in the Gulf War. They're sick of war. And, while some of them are MAGA, they are those who voted for "no new wars" and are now pissed at Trump.

Bernie is a boomer and so are many of the people who support and voted for him.

If you want to stop being painted with one brush, be the change you want to see. It's not a generational war, it's a fucking class war.

How about we send the people who support it, and started it--the filthy rich?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Bernie isn't a boomer. He's actually so old he's in the silent generation that was before the boomers. 1941. Basically he was born before WW2 ended, so no one came back and had all the wreckless sex starting the baby boom yet

[–] shane@feddit.nl 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Definitely. Generational divide is another tool of capital to reduce solidarity of the working class.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 16 hours ago

Discrete generations aren't even a real thing. The idea that 2 people born in consecutive years are in different generations is absurd. They have more in common than 2 people born at the opposite ends of a generation label.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Would also be legit hilarious.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Dude why do you think they had Vietnam?

Wasn't enough houses, colleges, and jobs for all of the boomers that were coming of age.

Cull the herd a bit. Get the ones that couldn't afford to avoid it into the military. Problem solved.

Not enough? Have a domestic war on "drugs", selectively target blacks and Latinos, and give them free housing in a state or federal prison.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago

Nah Vietnam was because there cold war was too cold and that's not good for military industrial complex. 60k people is not really enough to make a huge difference in housing.

[–] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

puts blunt down coz shit just got too real

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, with modern drone armies, there's less and less need to restrict the draft to they young...

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[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

I ran into an elderly man at the grocery store this weekend, proudly wearing a crisp new "Trump 2028" baseball cap. Make his dumb ass a front-lines infantryman.

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I mean modern weapons are so easy to use that even the elderly can be effective with them. I agree, let's draft them. More jobs, more houses for real Americans

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago

Can you imagine how horrific it would be for the sergeants to wrangle a squad or platoon of boomers and actually get anything accomplished?

[–] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 4 points 23 hours ago

Let them show us how "lift yourself up by your bootstraps" work

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 23 hours ago

There is a compelling argument to partially revert to the days of warrior kings. Every government who wants war has to be conscripted to fight on the front lines.

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