lol, That certainly won't backfire...
Fuck AI
"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
A place for all those who loathe AI to discuss things, post articles, and ridicule the AI hype. Proud supporter of working people. And proud booer of SXSW 2024.
AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.
So, they’re going to stop pushing AI slop…?
No?
Then they’re not serving you. They’re serving someone else and you’re either the product, or the byproduct. Get a Mac, or switch to Linux, if you’re still running Windows in 2026.
I mean obviously, “buy a whole new machine” is kind of a tall order, but some of us were willing to vote with our wallets. Linux is free and requires virtually no commitment. It’s pretty trivial to go back to Windows if you really want to do — even from within Linux.
Telling people who are sick of mircoslop to get a mac is like telling people who are sick of getting punched in the face to get punched in the throat instead.
I wouldn’t go for a Mac, firstly because I don’t like Macs (never have) but also more importantly, if tradition has shown us anything by now is that Apple likes to wait things out and give it their own spin afterwards.
Oh no, I mean you're right about Apple sitting and waiting (like they did with the iPod 25 years ago, like they're doing with foldable phones now), but Apple has always pushed AI. They just push AI like they push gaming, just enough to say they do to make the investors happy. Siri has always sucked for what people want it to do. Apple Intelligence is a straight-up non-starter. Now the investors are pushing them to release some AI, so they're partnering with Google (Gemini). And that was supposed to be in 26.4 but now it's being pushed back yet again. Essentially, Cupertino is digging its heels with AI. They need to be dragged kicking and screaming by the investors.
Totally fair if you don't like the platform. There have been some straight up trash Macs Apple has never apologised for, it's always "meh, just buy the next one." I struck gold buying in the M2 generation (M2 Pro desktop, M2 base laptop). Everything's trying to support the M1, and I have like a 12% advantage over that, and the power in the M4 and M5 generations is attracting both customers and developers. And all the M-chips are super power efficient, which is great for the laptops. I don't think there are any bad M-series Macs, except the ones with 8GB RAM. And even then...
But yeah, if you already have working hardware, Linux is the better option. Even if you don't, there are cheap PCs that can be had for less than the base Mac mini ($500). And then you can go back to Windows if you aren't ready to jump into the deep end of saying "fuck Microslop." Same is true of Intel Macs, but the M-series, I don't think they can run Windows. They could run Windows for ARM if drivers are available but I'm not sure what the status of that is, or if there would even be a benefit (namely running legacy Windows code, for x86 and x86-64 — if you can't do that, a Linux distro with Proton would be a better option to dual boot into or to replace macOS with if you wanna go that way, but again, you can get to Linux for less).
That's what's interesting about Microsoft, their customer is usually not the user. It's the hardware vendor. It is the company you work for. They get money for enabling those people to get what they want with only the obligatory effort to make the users accept it. Frequently those customers want to act against the interests of the users, and Microsoft is there for it.
The borg says no

TIL the term Microslop goes as far back as 2005 at least, when an Apple user complaint about Microslop's PST file format in an Apple forum. Also TIL about the term Sloperator:
Microslop and its Sloperators!
slop operator music kicks in
DevSlops
MS Coslopit
It's okay, people will come up with a helpful euphemism.
I don't see how this could backfire!
Woulda thought MS would have a slack or teams or whatever dogwater multi user chat product no one uses that they have idk
It’s like having a Twitter or YouTube channel or whatever; apparently a Discord server for corporate PR is pretty much mandatory.
Well, there's really no point in following their Discord if you don't like Windows as it is.
This made no difference in my life, I can tell you that much. Anything that happens with Windows or Microsoft, I just watch from the sidelines. 😄🍿🐧
To celebrate i had to play Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce
... SlopSoft™ ...
Damn! That'll show those pesky proles!
lol