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[–] woobie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your metabolic rate can be several times higher in a pool or other body of water than it is on land without any exercise at all. Body heat is lost at a much higher rate when you are submerged in water and your body will burn more fuel to maintain core temperature.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So why isn’t “a long cold bath every day” the trendiest weight loss method??

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

because then they wouldn't be able to sell weight loss products and gym memberships

[–] woobie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Because it would be too difficult to monetize that trend, maybe?

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Swimming is amazing for the elderly as well as the heavily obese. Buoyancy takes all the load off joints/cartilage and significantly reduces wear or arthritic pain while still providing consistent, firm resistance to movement that burns calories.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

In Iceland all the public pools are full of old people. Due to geothermal energy, all outdoor pools in Iceland are heated, even in winter. I think it's a really great public health program honestly.

[–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Swimming's really good for losing weight, no sweating and less knee pain involved. Wish I had a private pool too, you can definitely tell the public ones are 30% filled with piss.

[–] stockRot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You definitely sweat when you swim. People need to rehydrate while swimming, even indoors

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jokes aside now anon's gotta make sure to use sunscreen, or he's only trading in one killer for another.

[–] Aermis@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Eh a good diet and acclimating will help with that too.

[–] CallumWells@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

What do you think this is, a serious conversation?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is why they say find an activity you enjoy.

[–] go_go_gadget@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd argue the most difficult part about losing weight is boredom.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah. You can’t outrun your fork, but you can’t mindlessly snack because you’re bored on a bicycle.

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