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[–] Elroc@lemmus.org 169 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So Microsoft is continuing their promotion of Linux.

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hijacking top comment to let people know this article is just made up.

[–] jcorvera@quokk.au 17 points 1 week ago

This. It's based on AI Halucinations based off of previous trends. MS's roadmap does not have W12 listed at all.

[–] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 10 points 1 week ago

Stopped reading after the “Why it matters” section. Nobody uses that phrase in an article.

[–] jaydev@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Numinous_Ylem@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Subscription-based, AI-Focused

"Hey team, so how can we make a worse Windows 11?" - Microslop

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

will be a modular and AI-focused OS

Take all the parts that used to be included and put them behind individual pay walls. I suggest Control Panel, powershell, network access, adding icons to start menu and task bar, using multiple monitors, the registry, right click menus. I'm sure even more could be added to this list with each starting at $5/mo, on top of the access fee and one drive expansions as access to your own hdd (other than the OS) is restricted behind a $20/mo sub.

Can I get my bonus now? - Microslop team

[–] Numinous_Ylem@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Hi there User! It looks like you're trying to ctrl-alt-delete. Unfortunately this is an al a carte feature for Premium Tier Users only. Upgrade now and get a totally free trial of right-click for one month on us!"

[–] L3s@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oops! You hit your CTRL+ALT+DELETE quota for the week, would you like extra usage? ($5 minimum, no refunds, rates may increase after you accept charges)

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What is this news outlet? This seems like just an outright lie...

Here's another article from a more well known source saying the opposite is true. That they have no windows 12 release plans for 2026 and instead they're trying to fix the issues with 11 and reduce the amount of AI is being pushed on the user.

https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/no-an-ai-focused-windows-12-is-not-coming-this-year-false-report-gets-the-facts-completely-wrong

[–] Kongar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

While I hate Microslop as much as the next guy - critical thinking like this is woefully absent on the internet…

[–] ClydapusGotwald@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Many people literally read headlines and that’s all. They don’t question the source.

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[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

Windows 12 could be released as early as this year and will be a modular OS, meaning users will have the option to add or remove features, aiming to provide more flexibility.

Does this mean I can remove the AI? /s

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[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Subscription based AND AI focused? All they're missing are loot boxes.

[–] lechatron@lemmy.today 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

After 100 boxes I finally unlocked paste, but still can't copy.

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 week ago

Please watch 15 minutes of unskippable ads to be eligible for Co Pilot Premium Plus loot boxes, some of which may contain a platinum WindowsCOPY NFT which can be exchanged for up to ten CopyOnBlockchain transactions.

[–] Elshender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Im 500 in and still haven't gotten a shiny clippy. At 1000 I heard theres supposed to be a guaranteed drop. So I should probably keep going right?

[–] Nugscree@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Please drink verification can

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

At my job we are working with a few air gapped Windows machines which is already really annoying because Microslop doesn't offer offline installers for anything related to Windows 11 anymore. I expect this to get even more difficult over time.

Also:

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[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah I trust Windows Central more than whatever this site is.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] tofubl@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I forget, was it Win10 that was supposed to be the last version of Windows ever?

[–] Nugscree@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yes it was, but this was before Nadella went full AI bro.

[–] foxfell@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

With changes presented in 11 this statement is true for many users.

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[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's honestly impressive how many unattractive "features" they're apparently packing into this.

Unfortunately, these are the only bright sides to this new OS. Microsoft’s Copilot, the AI assistant the company has been aggressively injecting across the ecosystem, will now be a core part of the next Windows iteration rather than a supplementary feature.

11 is bad enough, but it seems like 12 will be infected with copilot at every level of the OS rather than just shoehorned into every single app.

These AI features won’t come cheaply, with Windows 12 set to debut a new hardware requirement just as its predecessor did with the TPM 2.0 requirement. This time around, a dedicated NPU would be required, a specialized processor designed to handle AI tasks.

Oh, great. Yet another new hardware requirement, this time for unwanted AI, in a marketplace with runaway hardware prices caused by AI. On the plus side, this will make it easier for most people to not switch.

Some features of Windows 11 might also be locked away behind a subscription model that are expected to be “advanced AI services”, but the core OS will be a one-time purchase only.

Ok, so not only are you charging money for the OS, you're also taking away existing features and making people pay a subscription?

The modular aspect of the OS is Microsoft’s CorePC architecture project that they’ve been working on for years. It will redefine the Windows experience by allowing the addition and removal of components. This will help customise the OS for each build, whether it’s a lighter-weight system, a gaming-prioritized build, etc.

Can we remove copilot, the subscription model, advertisements, and spyware?

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This time around, a dedicated NPU would be required, a specialized processor designed to handle AI tasks.

Releasing an OS that requires an NPU when Intel and AMD are only this year starting to ship desktop CPUs that even have an NPU seems very aggressive.

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

Doubly so factoring in it's right now at a time when, hardware costs are skyrocketing. Getting a PC with the same specs as the one I bought in 2023, is almost double the price today. Even steam machines and consoles are delaying themselves because they can't find a way to release at a reasonable price point.

Everyone has basically been told "3 months ago was the last time to buy a computer for a while until either the AI bubble pops, or some magical huge increase in manufacturing happens to keep up with demand". Point is this is literally the worse time in history to tell people to go buy a new PC.

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

They're just trolling now. Nobody is that tone deaf.

[–] Nugscree@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hahahahaha, they just don't want to learn do they.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Microslop (through tears): Stop calling us Microslop!
Also Microslop:

[–] unnamed1@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Shitty, Shit-Based, Shit-Focused Slop.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 8 points 1 week ago

Microslop fully embracing it's new name.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Windows ~~Slop~~ Edition.

Hard no from me

[–] meejle@piefed.world 13 points 1 week ago

The report appears to have originated from PCWorld, but has gained mass attention on Reddit with over 12,000 upvotes and thousands of angry comments. The good news is the report is false. According to contacts that are familiar with the Windows roadmap, there is no plan to ship a Windows 12 this year. In fact, I understand that the Windows roadmap for 2026 is all about fixing Windows 11 and attempting to improve its reputation by addressing top feedback such as reducing AI bloat across the OS, bringing back the movable Taskbar, and more.

[...]

There's lots of other claims the report makes that are also easy to debunk. The codename Hudson Valley is from 2023 and not tied to a Windows 12, the "radically redesigned" UI claims are just based on a leaked concept from 2022 that was never greenlit to ship, and a subscription-based version of Windows has been rumored to be around the corner since 2012.

https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/no-an-ai-focused-windows-12-is-not-coming-this-year-false-report-gets-the-facts-completely-wrong

[–] picnic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I've just deployed bunch of win10-iot devices in an engineering workshop with write protection. Those are supported until 2032 so we're good.

Gonna continue running linux at home, tho. In the office, because of autodesk, we're gonna have to have something windows.

Fuck autodesk

[–] Hackbraten@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Abandon ship

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Super glad to have gotten off that shit-train last year. Still dealing with the Linux learning curve, but never going back.

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[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

This headline describes the disastrous state of Microslop perfectly. It gets worse with every written word.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 8 points 1 week ago

I don't understand why I would want to buy a new computer so their OS can have their AI do that stuff that they want.

Why don't they just do it themselves then? I never asked for any of that shit.

[–] Chulk@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So this is my understanding:

  • Microsoft is moving to a subscription model OS
  • new tpm requirement
  • hardware is sold out and/or 3x more expensive because of Sam Altman
  • Microsoft is leaning into thin clients

I see people celebrating this "stupid decision" by Microsoft and saying that it's the year of the Linux desktop. Honestly, I'd love that outcome.

But what if Microsoft is willing to destroy Windows right before the AI bubble pops, shift the entire industry away from consumer parts, get people to throw all their old devices in a landfill, and then recoup their losses when Trump inevitably bails out the industry?

I always think about how Obama's Cash for Clunkers got people to trade in their old, reliable cars for arguably shittier new cars with built-in Surveillance capabilities and planned obsolescence. It ended up ruining the used car market too. I wonder if we will see something like that for AI. "Trade in your pc for a free year of windows 12 and a new pc (thin client) to run it"

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[–] br0da@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Microslop Trough

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago

Well that sounds just fucking awful!

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

As we thought it couldn't get any worse.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“no sloppy Windows, guys— I mean it.”
“LET’S SLOP IT UP!”

[–] aReallyCrunchyLeaf@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

downright determined to develop the shittiest computation experience mankind has ever known

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