just like all the news coming from the US nowadays
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The entirety of American history, or at least since Jan 6, 2021, when Trump would have been immediately arrested and tried for treason in a sane and efficient society
See: Alien Earth.
“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
Hitchhikers Guide? I feel like I've read that somewhere...?
That's the one.
well, they tried to warn humans but alas they were only able to make out
So long, and thanks for all the fish
They did warn one person: Wonko the Sane.
He’s probably my favorite character in all the books.
I'd forgotten about him and his wife... might be time to read that series again. It's my all time favorite. I can't even tell you how many times i have read it or listened or watched! It's a story that came into my life at just the right time and I can honestly say it was a singular in helping me survive my childhood
It’s my Torah.
Discworld is my Talmud.
This is the way
Discworld is my new obsession
Small Gods is so fucking good, I can't express how amazing in so many ways that book spoke to me. It's more biblical than anything else I have ever read
I am so excited for you! I’ve been through all of it at least twice but I’ll never forget my first time.
I've heard so much great stuff about the series, but I've heard conflicting things about where to start.
If you were going to start over, never having read any of them, what would be your preferred order?
The way I came into it was reading them all in order. I’m told this is not the best way and that there are flow charts.
But I like this way because I got to see how Sir Pterry evolved as an author and I got to see them in somewhat disjointed order rather than going through individual characters or arcs.
That's why It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my favorite show. 100% idiot plots all the way down. They represent some of the worst human beings on Earth, and it's more fun to laugh at the morons than think about how much they're fucking up life for the rest of us...
I recently watched a miniseries called A Teacher, in which a highschool teacher has an affair with her student and there are actual consequences. With all the people in the epstein files that are escaping justice, it was kind of cathartic to watch a sexual predator be punished for her actions
Seinfeld is also like that. The best ones are where all their individual idiocy ends up making a spectacular fireball of stupidity.
Though I hope Earth gets a better finale.
Wouldn't Arrested Development fit in here too?
No, they're not just idiots, and not just "bad people" like in Seinfeld, but powerfully stupid and actively hateful. I just can't stomach that show.
The only episode I've seen is the crossover with Abbott Elementary
I can only watch it in small doses
Does this include the plot points where there’s a misunderstanding in a relationship? Like where a girl sees her boyfriend hug another girl but doesn’t know it’s his cousin or something and instead of talking about it just ignores him and so he ignores her and it’s just dumb and entirely avoidable?
I think idiot plot is supposed to be so stupid that it's essentially not possible to happen irl
The example you outlined could happen in real life if one person completely blocks the other or something
Would be an idiot plot if everyone involved is fully able to communicate to the other parties, everyone has plenty of information, and they decide to go through with whatever stupid shit they think they need to do, that would be completely unavoidable and anyone with half a brain would understand that they don't need to do what they think they need to do.
Like a movie where there's a killer on the loose and nobody thinks of even trying to call the police. No "oh there's no signal here", just straight up nobody even tries.
I feel like there are so many plots that stem from simple miscommunications or a lack of communication between two charatcers which would easily resolve the whole situation.
"wait! I can explain!"
No waiting or explaining ensues
Ah that's end of season 2 or beginning of season 3 of every series that has a couple in it, right?
Often, but not always, yes. If the misunderstanding is reasonable and they had ample opportunity for an explanation but didn't, then yes, it's an idiot plot.
If they legitimately didn't have an opportunity to explain, or the explanation, while true, was completely unbelievable, that's not an idiot plot IMO.
Only if 3rd parties who witnessed the context of such misunderstanding re-enforce the stupid. Otherwise that's just your average contrived romance drama.
They already said idiot plot
That's similar to the one where the couple breaks up over a misunderstanding and all it takes is one of them explaining in like 10s. But instead someone storms off while the other pleas, and deep down you're like, "That motherfucker so wanted it to end anyway."
But then we deal with post-break up scenes and you realise they're just idiots that still haven't even thought to clear up the misunderstanding via a single text, call, or friend. It could all be resolved, laughed about, and fucking again like that afternoon.
Isn’t this most horror movies? “Oh I’m going off alone”, “let’s check this really dark and creepy area”, “let’s go find the source of that errie noise!” As that all drop one by one.
They obviously wouldn’t do that if they knew they were in a horror movie, though.
Isn't this the plot of C-SPAN?
Yeah, I don't think I've seen another TV show jump the shark so quickly. Still, it's kinda on brand if you read the series it was based on.
it's also known as life
In ~~literary criticism~~ world politics
The plot of Lucy could have been avoided with a set of bolt cutters
LUCY!!! YOU GOT SOME SPLAININS TO DOOOOO!!!!!
WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
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