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submitted 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 minute ago) by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 4 hours ago (6 children)

Or, hear me out.... I could go the rest of my life not knowing who the fuck this dude is.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.zip 1 points 39 minutes ago

He's next in line to fuck Lewandowski on the jet. It will be called heated immigration.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago

If you're in the US, you can't. He'll be the guy behind your neighbors being arrested for existing while brown.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

True, I didn't know who he was until yesterday.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Open wide, here comes more than you did want to know.

I'll come back afterwards to read who this fucking guy is. Or is he the new intern replacing Crispy Gnome?

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Not an intern, but yes, the replacement to Gnome.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 hour ago

Libs are such ostriches

[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 4 hours ago

When you figure out how, be sure to let me know

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Me to me about the dumb rich new yorker who's always on television for some reason

Sorry all I see now is M'Kanye, and that's who she is to me now.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Markwayne Mullin, Trump's new PRICK for Homeland Security secretary.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Can't wait to see where he'll be hiding next time shit hits the fan. I reckon it'll be under the Resolute Desk. Fuck this redneck asshole with a long, dry, splintery pole. I've voted against this wad every time I could, but I'm heavily outnumbered here.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

This stupid bastard will do anything to rake in the cash. He is about to have a huge payday, then will live out his miserable life in north east Oklahoma. Talking big shit to his neighbors

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is it "Mar Kwahn" (rhymes with swan) or "Mar Kwane" (rhymes with main)?

Alternatively we could go with the infix and call him "Kway Kway" which seems to fit with his, hm, diminutive stature.

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Or is it “mar-kuhwan-ye”, rhymes with Kanye (West)?

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

I’m going with Mar-A-Kwahnyay and will just assume that’s correct.

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

Mar-a-Kwango

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I am considering challenging him to a cage fight.