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[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 1 points 2 minutes ago

Hey that was to fund terrorists to stage a coup in Central American countries who refused to let their nations be run by American monopolistic corporations, that doesn't count!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 23 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

old joke, first variation I found.

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Bush says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Just to point to the people that weren't there yet, the US made a lot of noise on the press every time they "found" some of the chemical weapons they sold to Iraq in the 80s that were stored in UN-approved deposits because Iraq had no means of destroying them.

[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

During each American war of aggression, I think about this quote from 'Lord of War'. I know it's fiction, but it also describes reality and it hits very hard each time.

Yuri: But in the Iran-Iraq War, you sold guns to both sides.

Simeon Weisz: Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose?

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Feels really weird to see him as an actor

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Ronald Reagan, the president‽

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 1 points 2 minutes ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

Donald Trump, the rapist‽

He certainly played a big role afterwards, and so did Trump.

Oh shit, I didn't think of that. You think there are any F-14s left?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 hours ago

So are they going to drop drugs on the Contras?