You can never be totally naked if you have a tattoo.
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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I don't think I would like that feeling.
The shoes stay on during sex.
[off topic?]
The difference between naked and nude is that nude just means you aren't wearing clothes, but naked implies that there's a plan involved.
...and nekkid means nude plus a naughty plan.
bonk
I have a sizable piece of property out in the middle of nowhere. Gotta say, going walkabout wearing only socks and shoes is the BEST!
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Its working! You're a genie!
Naked except for my socks and sandals.
hey I'm wearing socks too! bet you can't guess where I'm wearing them though 😏
On your fingers
In the pool? 🤔
no, silly!
up my bum!
they're pink fluffy ones!
Or a belt
them: what's the belt for?
me: it's for later....
them: 
With or without socks?
With socks. Otherwise, you're focused on the weird feeling of wearing shoes without socks.
However, naked with just socks is still more naked than just naked.
Only without socks.
You are not going on a date with my daughter young man, not with that attitude.
If you haven't done this before, there's no time like the present. Also, go outside in your front yard. That pretty much maximizes the effect.
Naked to the elements
This dream, again??
try taking off some of your buttholes