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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah, my Xperia 1 (Android 3.1) still runs fluid with it's 100 MB of RAM and storage. While my Leaf2 e-reader lags in a uptodate LineageOS, despite having 10x more CPU and 20x more RAM.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago

What Intel giveth, Microsoft taketh away.

[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bought a desktop PC for a little over 2k in late 2011, and still use it. I'm a back-end developer, and certainly I would like to be able to upgrade my 16 GB RAM to 32 GB in an affordable way.

Other than that, it's perfectly fine. IDE, a few docker containers, works.

And modern gaming is a scam anyway. Realistic graphics do not increase fun, they just eat electricity and our money. Retro gaming or not at all.

Imagine how things were if they were built to be maintained for 15+ years.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

2011 means it's probably DDR3, which is still fairly affordable

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[–] Quicky@piefed.social 30 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I feel like this is Windows specific. Linux is rapid on PCs and my MacBook is absurdly quick.

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

I'll keep saying this: my 2009 i5 750 still feels as fast as my 2 years old workstations and can play almost everything I want with the 1060.

[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they're actually slower than windows vista, there is said it.

[–] Narauko@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Vista honestly wasn't as bad as we all said/remember, but it was the start of Windows optimization downturn. It worked great on top of the line systems with tons of power, and was the best looking Windows Microslop ever developed.

It just happened to also coincide with the start of netbooks and low power computers going mainstream, and marketing thought that the F1 requiring OS should also be sold on a 3 door hatchback with 60 horsepower.

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[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's not "programmer_humor", that's an absolute fact. Had to go on an ancient laptop here for an old lost file recently, it was WAY faster than a new ultra speedy decked out recent build Win12 machine. WTAF??

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