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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 minutes ago
[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 hours ago

Boobs that look like this...

I will confidently say that there is only one type of boobies that everyone who likes the front bollocks prefers over every other type of dirty pillows, there are melons better than all others mountains of delight, the honkers that out do all other knockers, there is only one brand of sweater puppies that make all other forms of chesticles obsolete, the fun bags that exceed the power of all other hooters, hands down, are the ones you get to touch (with consent!).

All boobies are spectacular, especially yours if’n you got β€˜em.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What is this sticker on the bottom left on second picture ?

instagram repost, sees that one of your friends reposted it

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 29 points 7 hours ago

All I can say is

guys really aren't that fussy

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 hours ago

If they’re that size they better do that.

Swing low sweet chariots!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago

I don't see a problem.

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

slap me in the face please.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I once had a patient that had to roll her breasts up to get into her bra.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Milk-by-the-foot

[–] happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone 107 points 12 hours ago
[–] demlet@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago

Either way, I'm just happy to be here.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 49 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It's pretty rare for natural breasts, even on a 20 year old, to look like inflated spherical balloons.

The round breast.. yeah that's all bras and padding. Or implants.

Clothing has been used to press the breast into unnatural shapes for so long, people seem to think that's what they actually are supposed to look like.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago

or smaller, smaller retains more of the round shape

exceptions confirm the rule yaddayadda also obligatory boob is boob

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

And now booties. I'm seeing grannies walking around with some dubiously springy cake.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 hours ago

taking selfies that are boob flattering is an artform

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Lift and compress? πŸ–οΈπŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

Droop and separate? β˜οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

Nice use of emojis there.

[–] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 59 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Too many guys appreciating boobs are scaring away the women that this message is probably really intended for. It's body acceptance and positivity for busty women

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's whatever you make of it.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 19 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Yeah it's on the internet now. It's ours to do with as we see fit.

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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 hours ago

I don’t see a problem.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 119 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There are enough people who don't know this it seems.

I'm learning to (digitally) paint people and someone on Lemmy argued with me that the models breasts aren't real because no breasts are like that.

She just wasn't wearing a bra.

Once I posted the source image the person arguing deleted all their posts.

They also weren't using very respectful language towards the model and I called them on that at the same time.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Lol incel virgins telling others what real boob's should look like

They feel like bags of sand

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 hours ago

The closest thing to real breasts those kind of guys get are the busty anime statues they buy.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 191 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

I can't honestly understand the issue.

So i'll just keep looking until i'll figure it out.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 84 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Well, see, that makes you a mature human being.

Now, for a moment, imagine that instead of that, you're an insecure, Andrew Tate fan, misogynistic little manlet who's never seen a tit in his life, finally getting called back to HER place, where SHE takes off her top, and her previously perfectly perky looking tits are now... sagging. You're feeling confounded, gobsmacked, befuddled, straight up bamboozled! These aren't like the tits you've seen in porn! In fact this female, having seen your worth, decided to beguile you, faking perfect tits when all she's got are these saggy... bags...

Now, see, a lot of men react like this when it turns out that the tits he envisioned aren't like that at all. And it's awful. It actually caused physical pain for me to type the above paragraph out, but it's more important to show just how wrong some men think out there. Me? Personally, I subscribe to the ABAB mentality - All Boobs Are Beautiful. Some can be of outstanding beauty, yes, but I'm yet to see a pair of tits I wouldn't enjoy.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 9 points 9 hours ago

Little bold to call that sort "men".

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago

I have tits. Can you milk me, Greg?

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

Makes me think I like boobs.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 85 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

They've revealed Victoria's secret.

[–] KalSeth@lemmy.ca 1 points 29 minutes ago

Cheap polyester?

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 71 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Its hard to make boobs look bad, boobs are fucking awesome

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 hours ago

Hell yeah they can!

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