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Gees, so gay.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's also silly how men can't be hyperfemminine in this modern society...

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago

i dunno, i do that all the time

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[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Idk I took a glance at your posts and I don't know if I would call them hypersexual, I would consider that like what u/sexmeat did. I think horny humor is just part of Gen Zs vernacular

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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh you definitely can, and i do enjoy the unhinged nature of your contributions, but it is pretty much a guarantee that some lonely and/or horny dude will feel encouraged.

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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

Wait, I thought we're married, what's even the point of this now?

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i was fooled once again :<

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many creepy dms do you get per week?

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[–] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Um I didn't vote and I don't really care male or female. I'm just a horny monkey looking for sexy time with someone?

https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Yeah, natural selection really made sure men are as horny as possible didn't it? Fortunately there are ways to learn how to mitigate it somewhat by being more self reflective and such.

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