Blasphemous Scrooge McDuck. Properly scared
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026
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I am now vacuum sealed. This is, perhaps surprisingly, not one of my fetishes. Send help.
Kaiser I think
Translation
Johannes Kaiser (awful Chilean alt-right politician): There is nothing more full of shit, anti-science, and flat-earther than someone who claims that there are women with penises...
Response: Then how are you a man with tits xD
Clint Eastwood. Or a stand-in for Barack Obama, I guess.
Don't ask.
Nooo! My personal best time of Megaman X4 speedruns! It's unbeatable! How can I face the limits of my own ability, knowing I will never be as good as that again!? Oh visage of despair, stay under the bed I beg of you! Stop tormenting meeee!!
Last time I got a new bladder I made a margarita in an old one. It was awesome
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It's my cat. She's indeed under the bed right now, how did you know!
Had to drop this one on one of violet's recent post.
My last saved picture is me. I'm my own monster. 🥺
Dopplegangers are literally one of the most terrifying scary monsters.
It tracks you down. It learns everything about you. It hides in your house. It kills you. It takes over your life. Nobody ever finds your corpse.
Like so far, you are the only person in this thread to have an actual scary monster.
The pinnacle of entertainment software.
Great doom / slowcore album btw
Not the network diagram!!!
Green Tux
I zonked out on the couch last night and dreamt that my husband got himself a snake too. Woke up sweaty at 4am and scrambled to find a similar looking one on morph market while I still remembered the dream. Her name was Pipper 🥹