Of course it's @violet08@lemmy.today
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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I must be old. Sometimes I need sleep.
At my age, a good night's sleep is better than even good sex, and more rare. Sleeping through the night and waking up after dawn is a strange and welcome treat.
It's certainly the worst part about getting old! I can't remember the last time I slept a solid seven hours without at least two trips to the bathroom and a good amount of tossing and turning. Then there's the existential dread.
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Lol my wife would very much vibe to this but as i guy i have to say its very hard to switch between these all the time. Mostly if am in comfy wholesome Mode.... dirty talk always feels super awkaward....
"Hey baby, I made your favorite because you're worth it, you naughty whore..." "Wait, damn!"
Honestly thats not far off the truth.....
Every new relationship adds new rules, new things to watch out for, and a subsequent limiting of the possible dating pool.
By now I know I am looking for something that statistically does not exist.
It's almost warm enough for dresses again 😎
Ah, Violet's out posting again 😄
Same, homie. Same.
Same, girl. Same.
I used to have this before she moved in with me.
Too forward to put in a dating profile or nah? 🤔
I would be the correct amount of both scared and excited.
Scaroused.
How about one partner for each?
Not everyone has that much bandwidth but you go on, wild thing.
I once had three partners and all three were both. It was exhausting. Now I'm back down to two and this is a good level.
Looks like the definition of love
Hey there are four knuckles
In between the thumb and pinky finger
No wait, there are five
mommy
yes, plz!
Was just talking about something very similar in another community LOL