this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Hey welcome to lemmy, sure glad you moved here from facebook (where this was originally posted)

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

The one good facebook post

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This comment completely sums up Mickey7.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Like a badge of honor.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 months ago

"What are they selling?!"

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Smart, that’ll keep you worm at night

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok but "warm" is an adjective. "Worm" is a noun. A person cannot be kept [noun].

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How funny you posted the definition of the word pun, thank you for that side quest, but warm/ worm is not a pun.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's just a similar-sounding word.

[–] TheAvarageNerd@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I personally find the choice in the given context funny, even if it isn't grammatically clean. I believe that does make it a pun.

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago
[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The worm looks... reluctant

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Becarefull of grenades and sheep.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Well that’s one way to hide your double ended dildo

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Checks if this com is nsfw

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

But do you love them?

[–] Technotica@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

So is the sex any good?

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

Look slike the super soft version.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

I read that in belch.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Mickey this is really good

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Earthworm Jim

[–] Tai@mander.xyz 0 points 3 months ago