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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 43 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 20 points 2 hours ago

Give it some hot sauce for the +

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 hour ago

or some fried quail eggs

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 103 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 35 points 3 hours ago (7 children)

I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

It can't hurt to try it out.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 36 minutes ago

Welp, guess I better go tell my wife

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry, couldn't locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 59 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.

your username is aggressive to say the least so I'm glad the energy you are bringing matches that

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I like how it appears that you've just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah it's called cooking try it sometime.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"Cooks" with propane, blows face off

Taste the meat not the heat.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's fine. We'll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn't happen again please.

At least I still have my gayges....

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 hours ago

that was just my name in college

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[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

Quiche then: "What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!"

Quiche now: "Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!"

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.

I'll still let it be in my mouth.

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Might want to sit on it a little first.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

We have traditional foods?

Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I'm gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 7 points 2 hours ago

All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 40 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Guess I can change dinner to hot soup instead of gayzpacho

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 25 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Try the cream of sum yung gai.

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

cream of sum yung gai.

tried it in the 90s when i was in my experimental phase

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold

This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.

How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.

Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda

Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.

BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”

[–] Klear@quokk.au 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

hot soup instead of gayzpacho

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 38 minutes ago

"You're a SMEEEEE--"

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

Dafuq is gay cuisine? It is all food. Fuck that person.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 4 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago)

It's satire, he's a skit YouTuber. He's pretty funny too

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 35 minutes ago
[–] Town@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 hours ago

Maybe this is a joke about excessive gatekeeping?

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

BBQ is pretty gay in my opinion

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

BBQ - 5 grown men spending hours together, thinking about putting juicy meat in their mouths after the sun sets

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

When your done stuffing meat in your mouth you come away with a sauced face

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

You mean BBQ+

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago

Big Black Qock

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Polla asado

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I hope so but, if not, I want to know which foods are queer. I need a list.

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