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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Its really a shame. Every OS needs a simple text editor, possibly without formatting support of any kind. You're not supposed to use it, it just makes it possible to edit basic configurations on the fly and things like that. Instead they support half of word pad and cram in copilot for some reason.
Although I do admit, I haven't seen the need to move away from kwrite for a long time. Basic text editor that does what it should and does it right!

Then just types into and don’t do any formatting. I use it daily at work for pasting text I want to keep. That’s it I type or paste I never save, I never click any menus etc.

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[–] dsilverz@calckey.world 7 points 2 months ago (7 children)

@RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip @programmer_humor@programming.dev

Wasn't there a lurking edit.exe or edit.cmd somewhere inside C:\WINDOWS\system32? Would make an interesting replacement to the enshittified "Not-e-pad". But, then, I haven't used Windows since Windows 10 was still a novelty (and what definitely pushed me to Linux... Arch Linux btw), so maybe I'm very old ("I'm old, Dean, very old") to recall of a MS-DOS relic.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

Org Mode shall set you free

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 6 points 2 months ago

Sublime ftw

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wordpad? I'll stick to Word Perfect 5.1, thank you very much.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As much as I liked old notepad, it is a pretty decent markdown editor.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

I love most of the changes they made, but Copilot can fuck right off my Notepad. It's supposed to be fast and offline.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I use Neovim (and Kate sometimes)

[–] degen@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Oh god, nobody look at org-mode 😳

[–] Master_Increase_4625@indie-ver.se 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

wait what the frick since when were they updating Notepad

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Since Microslop Windooze 11:Enshittified Edition.

Win 11 has been a privacy/anonymity/usability nightmare. Thanks in no small part to MS enshittifying absolutely every corner of it with AI. Right down to grabbing it by the notepad.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

So this is like Kate but for plebs?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Unironically the last straw in getting me to switch to Linux. Then a week later was the copilot vulnerability news

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I still remember WordPad. It was Sooo fancy.

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