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[–] tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a bad rant. Nvim has markdown format rendering too, does that make it worse? I’d say the markdown rendering was a good update, because now my tech illiterate coworkers can open the .md files I sprinkle everywhere and see them as their meant.

No, the true madness is the advent of tabs that stay open until explicitly closed, even if the program is terminated, and come back when you open the app from scratch.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

At least Nvim allows me to turn that shit off, select a plugin that matches my preferences, or program a keyboard shortcut to toggle rendering on and off. The MS Editor just unilaterally decides that your file should now end in .md, because it contains what MS considers markdown formatting, as if there's no way a plain text file could contain lines beginning with # (although, granted, you have to press one of the formatting buttons first, before the editor switches to "markdown mode" and starts behaving that way).

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Notepad is still fine. You can disable markdown and the AI stuff.

I use Macs at home, but use Windows 11 at work. I actually use a combination of Notepad and Sticky Notes daily (well, not on the weekends). It’s fine.

One thing I want it to do is stop telling me a file is not saved if I change something and then change it back. The unsaved indicator (the dot) annoys me.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

None of what you describe here is fine.

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Both classic Notepad and classic WordPad can be downloaded and installed from third-party sites.

However, to thoroughly neuter the enshittified versions and ensure the classic versions are used in all workflows can take a bit more than what the installers recommend. Primarily, I would recommend adding the *.bak extension to the enshittified versions then make (IIRC) junction links from the classic ones to where the enshittified ones are sitting. This ensures that if anything reaches for the enshittified ones, the junction links are there to redirect the action to the classic versions.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

They updated the screenshot tool. Now its like paint.

They're actually acknowledging this in their latest blogpost

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