Technology

Ah, lovely. I see that one Black Mirror episode is taking another step toward being reality.

Imagine destroying those robots as a hobby just to make the big tech lose money

So if we raid a data center, besides RAM we get free robot dogs? Sweet.

guarding some of the country's biggest data centers

The country, ah yes the only place that exists on the internet, the almighty one powerful country to rule them all. THE. COUNTRY.

Think hiding in a big box and walking slowly would trick it?

Black Mirror, here we come.

I mean, an EMP would fuck up both 🤷‍♂️

So a robot you can kick over is better than dogs with actual teeth? Its a good thing tech bros are dumb as fuck.

Anything to not hire people uh

Hunting without killing animals 👌

So steal the robot dogs?

Dumbest people in charge. Actual dogs are way cheaper. And better at what they do.

Isnt there a black mirror episode with these exact same robot dogs being used to attack people.

Honestly just knock them over with a broom or something.

So anyways I left the door to the microwave open.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to pay vastly more versatile human guards a decent wage to guard those or more of those instead of those robots?

How is this cheaper than hiring a security guard for a couple years?

Would be funny to hear about a kid with a slingshot or something taking these out.

One step closer to a Horizon Zero Dawn future. Just let me live long enough to see the dinobots.

People with good intentions should not hesitate to blast a robot. Just sayin'.

Nothing says billionaires are geniuses like building a giant multi billion dollar data center that can easily be taken out with a big enough EMP, and then choose to guard it with $300k robots that also can be taken out with that same EMP.

These people should not be allowed around money. Next they're gonna hire Superman to guard their Kryptonite factory.

I used to wish for a time like this when I was a child. Now, not so much.

Hey, I've seen this one!

Just bring a portable power pack like it's a steak and toss it to keep them occupied. They're starving and will leave you alone. They only charge them up to 80% to keep them extra mean.

Are they fireproof?

Honestly the cooling system used is the only thing that anyone needs to hit to take an entire data center down.

Without cooling, everything would melt.

Could be that they all use the same default password - easily searchable if true because it’s probably pinging out asking for connections.

Also massive supply chain attack surface due to the 3rd party dependencies.

If someone were to get within WiFi range they could cause a lot of damage to their infrastructure by attacking the supply chain.

It’s really too bad Claude code identified all those 3rd party security holes opening up these data centers to all these cyber threats.

So when one of these things eventually kill someone, who is held responsible?

At $300,000 a pop, being a dog catcher has never been more lucrative.

Screw the data center, I just want to steal a $300000 robot.

the coolest thing about these dogs? you can break them with a directional wireless jamming device.

also known as a .308 Winchester.