It's called an anxiety disorder, go get medicine for it, regard
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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Broke up with her over text because I feel nothing.
Years later I regret what I have done feeling like I made a mistake.
Fully prepared to accept the consequences of my actions and ready to live alone forever.
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Yeah but now you've got someone to make happy.
Anon is on the hedonic treadmill
Too real...
Be sad together
Anon got his first date, yay!!!
Honestly, they might not be so compatible, and she might be thinking the same thing, just she is still doing the social script you usually do on dates.
I've only been with 2 people so far, and this is how it ended up as well. Only I am also doing the social script too.
Also socially, it is really nice to have a partner you are dating in public, let alone a cute/hot one. Felt like the center of the room everywhere I went.
My advice to anon is to continue for at least another date or 2 and see what happens. If you get the spark again or really like her company anyway, then there is no need to breakup. If you start to not feel comparable, then move on, because she likely feels the same, since it's only been 3 days.
Also, anon needs to know the difference between love and infatuation, because he was probably feeling more infatuation (which is fine).
Lmao same 🤣🤣🤣
yea