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[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bro I heard someone pronounce it squeal before 🫠

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[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (6 children)

And if they wanted Qt pronounced any way beside "cutie," they shouldn't have spelled it "cutie."

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[–] sanbdra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Now I’m never going to read DNS the same way again 😭

[–] 5715@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

CDN: Codein
DHCP: Dickhead Chilli Peppers

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[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 12 points 2 days ago

Oh, don't be DeNSe, it's pronounced SQueaL 🐷

[–] zemo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I will always judge people who say "sequel"

[–] xistera@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

I self-taught SQL on the job and was denied a promotion because I said S-Q-L instead of Sequel. The supervisor that was interviewing me for the job ended the interview early because of it. This was almost 10 years ago now and I'm still salty about it.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago

Same, but I'm willing to team up with them against people who call it squeal.

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[–] lmr0x61@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

It’s always Dennis

I didn't need to know this.
Ffs.

And it's exactly what a name server deserves.

[–] tod@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

We used to pronounce UPDTE as "upditty" (this is a JCL reference. Be happy if you don't get it)

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