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SQL is pronounced "squirrel"
And remember, it's spelled Netscape, but it's pronounced Mozilla.
There's a system for dennis already.
We share the same dinna!
Thanks I hate it
Why add the extra letter? It's clearly pronounced "Denis"
403: Uh uh uh you didn't say the magic word
Yes
I thought it was pronounced Esquelle and Deaness.
We really need a good one for DHCP. That shit don't flow off the tongue at all
dennis has-
D'oHCuP? Like when you spill your coffee? ๐คท๐ป
Denise
It's pronounced squirrel? Smh my head
SQL is pronounced Squirrel.
Oddly divisive post. Ya'll doing ok?