Just want to take a moment to appreciate the creativity within constraints.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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This person carries the spirit of bobby tables within them
Limit testing the highest pressure situations on the highest earning individuals.
They allegedly perform well under pressure.
Let's find out! 🪨
When you put “can work under high pressure” on your resume
This is an ad. The “bRaNd GeTs sLamMeD” is just the shittiest viral marketing technique from the 2010s. Do better, lemmy.
Don't worry, I still have no desire to purchase pepsi. This post has left me entertained yet unmoved.
When I drink Pepsi it's always just after I've asked for coke.
That's the saddest thing I've read all day. 😭
Pepsi's taste is superior to Coca Cola
"I'd like a Coke."
"Is Pepsi okay?"
"It will have to do."
Or
"Do you have Dr. Pepper?"
Petition to rename the beverage "Annie's boobs"
Oh no! Low quality posts in a shitposting community? Not on my watch!
12k likes for an inane corporate ad post? Gotta be mostly bots.
Not just likes but also... whatever threads calls a retweet. What human being freely echoes an advertisement? Lol
"Uh... Khakis?"
"Liberty biberty."
"Make 7, UP YOURS!"
You don’t think there are 183 people out there that would repeat a brands advertisement? O.o
Honestly I’d think it would be higher.
It is incredibly easy to buy likes / posts / etc, if it was entirely bots, that's only like $50.
Kinda worrying that you can push basically whatever narrative you want very cheaply on any social media.
I am sincerely curious, can you please explain specifically how to purchase 29,000 bot likes
I feel like I'd break a rule somehow if I explicitly linked you to it, but literally just google exactly what you just asked me.
You'll even get reviews / people talking about the best ones to use.
Yeah, I did this to win a social media contest back in the day years ago. Bought like 1,000 likes and it worked like a charm. They just appeared within a few hours. And that was more than a decade ago.
How much did the thousand likes cost?
It's been a long time, but I want to say it was like $30? No more than $50. Low enough I paid for it out of pocket despite making nothing.
Sometimes if I really like a reply, I'll like/upvote/whatever its parents so the reply gets more visibility.
It's provocative, it gets the people going!
Yeah but you still bought the blue checkmark, though.
That's threads not twitter
Paying $14.99/month to Zucciberg corp isn‘t that much different than paying it to Edolph.
Oh I wasn't aware you also have to pay for it on Threads. Dunno what I was expecting from the Zucc
Put them in a submarine under an ocean of blood.
Wasn't expecting an Iron Lung reference in this thread 🫁
🎶 SpongeBob SquarePants 🎶
Is it post traumatic biopsi?
(About 110 MPa)
MPa? Mega-Pennsylvanias?
How much is that in football fields?
At least 3 burgers squared
The American measurement system is so gloriously random it puts Calvinball to shame.
120 giga-grand-pianos-per-football-field.
Can I get that in number of elephants standing on my chest?
I never even thought of calling 1000 kilopascals a MEGAPASCAL. Haven't dealt with physics or anything since the cup of coffee that was my college career, so I don't exactly go around using it, but I love it. I just love it.
Your shitpostid is in the format of a North American phone number, with an area code in Quebec.
Nothing implied by that, just couldn't help but notice.
Vive la resistance!
When is we did that, almost nothing if value would be distributed to the average person.
Technically they dropped the E in Pepsi
It's at the end of "more."
Oh you're absolutely right! 10 out of 10 post