this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 days ago

And you didn't even think of just inheriting some?

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i can see you just bought an avocado sandwich you sloth

[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Derogatory term for babies, well thats a new one for me😂

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

you mean a baby sloth :)

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago

Also why are you not at the gym?

[–] Sisyphe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's never too late. As long as you have bootstraps, you can use them to pull yourself up.

[–] velxundussa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

That's why they put velcro on shoes: big money wants to keep this one weird trick to themselves!

I cringe at all the time i wasted in 1998 playing Pokémon and breaking my arm on the monkey bars instead of growing my network

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 17 points 2 days ago

Probably don't even have a swole bank account. Lazy.

[–] icedaemon0@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

damn it, i should have been buying land and stuff in 2000s instead of being a baby. lol

[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Rookie mistake btw your rent is due mf

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What a lazy pile of baby. Useless. Toss it in the river until it makes 200xs the poverty level.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

The world was really low death back then.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago

Babies just don’t want to work SMH.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

really should have been taking life more seriously back before i was even a thought in my parents head

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jokes aside, buy shit in Anchorage, it's gonna be a major port once the ice caps melt and the Northwest Passage becomes reality instead of a fantastic Candian folk tune!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't understand this attitude that people seem to have which is that climate change will just be this thing that we ignore and will bring about new opportunities. Man it's going to kill us all. No one's gonna be opening new shipping lanes because all of the cities you would previously have exported to will now be underwater.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don’t understand this attitude that people seem to have which is that climate change will just be this thing that we ignore and will bring about new opportunities.

Some Russians are actually buying that idea they would corner most of world trade, unfortunately, at the expense of wildlife and Inuits and other indigenous tribes around the Arctic who do subsistence hunting.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Pre, or post-9/11?