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[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 13 hours ago

Ah yes, this is my favorite kink. "OMG that hot person in a strange situation is still hot!"

The posing is not hurting either.

Though I do find myself being influenced in what I choose to make for lunch...

[–] fastfomo7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Since when is playing with food a kink?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 15 hours ago

Oh, you sweet summer child.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Anything is a kink to someone

[–] Gathorall@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Though this a weird question to some degree. Or I guess not because playing with food is so common you kinda have to get weird and overboard with it for people to count it as a kink.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Seems like somebody missed out on cakefarts.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I see porn studios are throwing ideas at the wall to see what sticks...

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Something something mom's spaghetti

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 15 hours ago

The fuck the ~~grown human~~ dog doing?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 106 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

LOL I was thinkin' about Spaghett when I opened this post, and there he was.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] X@piefed.world 89 points 2 days ago

Conservatives angrily downvoting this with their non-dominant hand

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are these those pastafarians I've read about?

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

https://lemdro.id/post/lemdro.id/37854192

I think these are the pastafarians.

Edit: fuck, I didnt scroll down to see the 2nd half.

[–] owsei@programming.dev 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Talking about bathing in pasta, there's a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.

He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn't have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:

Junior, naked, on a small plastic basket filled with Miojo, a cheap brand of instant noodles

Sadly I couldn't find a good photo

EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

That lip bite really sells the idea that he wants to fuck those noodles

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But why plain spaghetti? I mean no sauce? That's just not right.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, you see, the girls will eventually make their own sauce ifyouknowwhatimean.

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

On some days, I hate having eyesight

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 2 days ago

Mmm... Pussghetti. 🤤

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Def a safer bet.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must've cost them $6

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Vaginosis speed run

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're telling me those ladies in the tub a spaghetti aren't on drugs?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

This joke is literally in the screenshot

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Birth of tho flying spaghetti Monster

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ahh yes, good ol wet and messy

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 2 days ago

macaroni in a pot

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Jesus... thanks for showing me another kink I didn't know I had