Do they all want to go to the same place?
And, cannot the bats fly? Surely there could be far many more.
Speaking of flying, lets just have spaceships for everybody.
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Replace people with bats!
Also, replace pedestrians with buses
Or... get pedestrians way closer together... way... way closer... 😏
How do I turn into a swarm of bats?
The bats go dormant during winter. We got about 6 months of that.
And after that - all bats are off.
Does it need to be a full-size bat, or can it be one of those mini replica bats? I bet you could fit at least twice as many of those bats.
How many wolves to bats?
Its awful to go on public transport.
People have cars for the same reason people like their own apartment or their own house. Other people are awful to be around. They will have no problem making loud noises, caughing at you, smelling bad... People dont care, at all.
People actually pay very much to own a car, and why do they do that? Because public transport is a horrible experience. Im addition to the things above, it takes you at least 2-3 times as long to get anywhere using public transport compared to a car.
I really hate it, no joke. Cant stand using it for more than maybe once per month if I have to.
smelling bad
look who thinks their shit don't smell
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