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[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 135 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm only interested in 3rd base currently.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Based sex-pest

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

All bases are belong to us

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

More important is the scale. On a scale of 10 means it doesn’t matter in what base XD

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

So then this would mean a 1 in binary is a decimal 5?

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depends if the scale runs from 1 to 10 it would be equivalent to a decimal 1, interpretation would be binary: 10 pretty 1 not pretty

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 5 points 2 months ago

Not zero-indexing people's attractiveness SMH. /s

[–] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml -2 points 2 months ago

On a scale of 10, 10 in Base 2 would be 2.

[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This implies that they are actually "speaking" in text, because over actual speech 10 said in base 10 would be "ten" and 10 said in base 2 would be "one zero", i.e. not ambiguous at all.

[–] python@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's no rule saying that you can't pronounce 10 in binary as ten.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thank you for giving me a great torture idea for all my IT adjacent friends, from now on i'll be pronouncing all binary as if it were one number (up until i can't be bothered anymore)

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

"My subnet mask is set to eleven million, one hundred eleven thousand, one hundred eleven dot eleven million, one hundred eleven thousand, one hundred eleven dot eleven million, one hundred eleven thousand, one hundred eleven dot zero"

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 21 points 2 months ago

Should've just said "True".

[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Babe, you are an F.

[–] Mesa@programming.dev 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Babe, on a scale of 0x1 to 0x10, I give you a solid A+.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A+? Would that just be B or does it round down

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It overflows and goes back to 0x00

[–] Mesa@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

It can be whatever you like

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

On a 100, right?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Maybe he meant IO. She is his input/output.

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

All your base are belong to us

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] blobii@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

hexadecimal notation wins again

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But on a binary scale this would translate to 11 base 10.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wut?

10 binary = 2 decimal

10 decimal = 1010 binary

Where are we getting 11?

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

10 is the base (2) overflowed by 1 (zero indexed) which kind of translates to 10+1 base 10 (1 indexed). I didn't really mean in in mathematical but rather nonsensical way. I just wanted to pull 11/10