5 if I want entertainment. 7 if I want to be left the hell alone.
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5 hoping they have some edibles on them
Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don't crash the plane
5 for the weed, 9 for the jams
Whos on the right on 9?
Meme rapper bbno$ or "baby no money"
I have a hard time deciding between 1, 5 and 7.
- I think Ozzy was super chill, so that's a plus.
- Jake may be annoying but it's worth it if I can mooch an edible.
- House could be interesting to talk to but maybe also a jerk, or even better Hugh Laurie would be a blast talking to.
5, obviously. We're gonna smoke up in the bathroom!!
I'm checking myself in as cargo.
House and CJ. While House and I knock back a few drinks, CJ would clip any possible plane highjacker.
House and CJ, thanks. Both of them basically just want to chill. But frankly with the way that plane is going to be, I'd leave the airport and take a train or a bus.
Brewstew guy seems fun.
6-7
1 or 8, i want a seat near a window
House obvi! I might actually get a diagnosis for my mystery chronic pain. Thar would be fantastic
I know Lemmy beside 9, who is the other one?
bbno$
2 or 3
Since anime characters aren't real, I'll take seat 10. I love having the aisle for easy bathroom trips, but having the other seats free means I can slide over to look out the window if desired. Plus, I can chat with Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes across the aisle.