1 or 8, i want a seat near a window
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3! Huh huh huh Cornholio!!!
- I'd fit right in in more ways than one.
Easy 7
3 or 5. 3 would probably get old quick.
5 or 1
7, 4, or 10.
I'm all about the aisle seat, know I don't have lupus, and generally do not give of the vibe that I will talk to anyone at any time. Happy to get up when you need, and love to be hydrated.
And whatever the character is next to 2 looks... ripe.
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7 because I need more mouse bites
backup plan of 2, brewstew would probably provide some good in flight entertainment, and sitting next to muscle man could be Alright
6 and 10 😌
4 seems chill, unless whoever the window seat is changes that. There's also a morbid curiosity to the result of sitting in 6, it might just be entertaining enough to be worth it.
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1 if ozzy is alive.
2 is ok, brewstew might have some stories worth hearing.
3 might go well, would probably go very wrong.
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I don't know what Ferris did to have to sit next to durst.
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Hell yes, just to talk shop with Smith and Mewes.
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Haven't watched Pretty Derby, prob not for me
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House and GTA, hell yes
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Don't watch Cr1tiKal, and I think ash would be annoying, but petting his pokemon might be fun
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If lemmy was alive, maybe, don't know anything about bbno$
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Don't watch konosuba
I'm torn between 4 and 6,
For 4, while the person behind me will probably be a nuisance, I am in line of of sight for House to diagnose whatever nightmare disease I have. (2 might be better for line of sight, but that requires house turning his head all the way)
6 is a much more comfortable location and hopefully my nightmare disease can be diagnosed audibly, like a cough or something
I thought about 7, but the person next to house being sick doesn't make for great TV, so...
Say I picked four, may I touch the ears?
Ngl idk who a lot of these people are.
I'ma say 5 because although Jay (the character) never shuts up, they're both really nice guys trying to do right by folks.
Bbno$ also seems chill af
Beware horse girls! It's a trap!
Also, the goddess is a lush. Don't offer her any booze!
Those boys in row three remind me of those guys I caught whackin' it in my tool shed... but what are the odds?
I think I'd have a hell of a conversation next to Dr. House and CJ
3 is probably the worst seat. Sitting in front of muscleman would be THE WORST
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- I can have silence or convo, depending on which direction I turn.
7 either neither of them are talking to me or I get to watch CJ and Doctor house bicker. Regardless it shall be entertaining. Alternatively 10 for similar reasons.
3, sitting between beavis and butthead would be epic.
Honestly number 1 seems fine. They’d probably just listen to their podcasts and sleep.
Plus you get a window seat.
tbh, I don't know who most of those people are. I'm just going by "yay, window seat"
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House obvi! I might actually get a diagnosis for my mystery chronic pain. Thar would be fantastic