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[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Then Mars would be their deadname. What could be a new one? Mildred?

[–] riot@fedia.io 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Marcia Marcia Marcia!

[–] Vraylle@fedia.io 59 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Don't you mean transforming Mars?

i think you won this thread, that this 🏆

[–] candyman337@piefed.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

beat me to the joke lol

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 44 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Convincing Elon musk to shut up about Mars hahaha

[–] FlordaMan@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I’m way more happy if he spents all his money and time on that, instead of about everything else he does.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

Huh.....would you look at that. FINALLY floridaman says something I can agree on.

Oh....nevermind, he's back to his old ways. He just put a strapon on an alligator, and is attempting to get pegged.

And now he's giving the alligator bath salts.

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Someone should sell him the idea that to terraform Mars you need the kind of tech that would also terraform Earth. Let him spend his money to solve climate change.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

I mean, that's not even entirely wrong. That's why his companies keep focusing on the "cool" stuff: making rockets.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

A collective of Alexandra's and Cities themselves wondering whether they must identify as male now because they were all named of Alexander the Great.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Alexander the Great when asked: Hey, look, that Grindr thing is really interesting.

[–] Shaper@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Liberal liberal

Mutilating planetary genitals