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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago) (1 children)
[–] JenIsBringingTheDrugs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

Timestamp 24:52 for anyone interested

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago

I guess jen is bringing the drugs and the timestamps

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Every time I see Hegseths face I am glad it is not Matthew Miller

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

He has the face of a potato.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 8 points 3 hours ago

From the creator of:

"We're fighting religious fanatics who seek a nuclear capability in order for some religious Armageddon"

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

"Do you have an irony deficiency?"- Joseph in The Handmaid's Tale

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not fron usa but did he literally said that?

[–] snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 46 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

never attribute to stupidity what can be adequately explained by malice.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 56 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Tbf it's not exactly same as US. Iran is using those weapons in self-defense instead of invading random countries an ocean + sea + two geographic regions away.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Also, we're apparently low on munitions, so we're failing at even spending our money on that.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No wonder the Pentagon hasn't passed an audit in a decade or something!

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Actually the reason is the US uses 3M$ anti-missile missiles to intercept 20k$ drones. It was obvious from the start they would run out of them way while Iran would keep producing more of their drones (plus the ones they get from Russia).

It's quite unbelievable they the US were so confident in their capabilities they didn't bother to learn anything from the war in Ukraine, where swarms of cheap drones have replaced advanced but costly missiles for years now.

So the money may be genuinely used on weapons (and well, lobsters and steaks…). It's just spent stupid.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 minutes ago

Healthcare is too expensive!

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 52 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This is nonsense.

Potatoes have an INCREDIBLE amount of self-awareness for something without a nervous system.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 hours ago

Anything with that many eyes is definitely self-aware!

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 36 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

These are truly times when the USA citizens should learn some tricks of government management from the France.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

You mean they should let somebody crown himself as emperor and start a land war in Asia?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

Yeah everyone here likes to bring up guillotines and the French Revolution, but it's like none of them know what happened after.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Never. Get involved in a land war in Asia!

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 hours ago

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

Unless you're already Asian, then fill your boots!

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No way he actually said that xD

[–] Carmakazi@piefed.social 178 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

"Iran is run by theocratic psychopaths who only understand the language of violence!"

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 86 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

And they marry children instead of just molesting them like an upstanding Christian!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 68 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh no Americans marry their children too.

Between 2000 and 2021, some 315,000Β minorswere legally married in the United States.[23]Β The vast majority of child marriages (some 86%) were between a minor girl and an adult man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_marriage_in_the_United_States

[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Uh, I believe the term is "underage women" not children or girls or minors. /s

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 23 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (4 children)

Child marriage is legal in most US states.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 4 hours ago

The Venn diagram of the states where you can marry a child and those where Trump won is a circle.Β 

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[–] ink@sh.itjust.works 28 points 15 hours ago

Every accusation a confession.

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[–] guy@piefed.social 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 11 hours ago

islamic republic of iran, is largely ther because of USA/UK when they installed the shah.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 61 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Coulda funded the healthcare subsidies twice over for the 200b they're asking for

[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Easily cover half of the student loan forgiveness plans that would have been in place for 1-3 decades vs a few months of expenses...

[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Th government is using health care to force people to continue working. They know they can fund it. They also know if healthcare becomes free in the US, there are lots of people who can just stop working. If they made healthcare free I'd likely be able to stop working by age 45

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

They could fund a public healthcare system twice over with the money the federal government is already spending providing piece meal health care through several inefficient programs. The war crime fund could solve the housing problem though.

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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Why he gotta speak ill of the potato

[–] vpol@feddit.uk 50 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

No, he just doesn’t count you as people.

[–] bearoftheisle@europe.pub 3 points 5 hours ago

I seriously doubt he considers Iranian people people either, maybe he's talking about rich Iranians? Maybe Iran isn't as good at pandering to the wealthy as the US is?

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