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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 165 points 1 month ago (15 children)

"Login with your Address"

  1. Insert address
  2. Letter is send
  3. Introduce code from the letter to authenticate

Who will implement this?

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 90 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My government does this actually.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, and banks when you wanna activate online banking. Arguably, then it's just for registering, and logging in then works differently.

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Governments and banks love this, but I've even seen it with phone companies with e-sims. I quickly needed a new phone subscription, so I considered an e-sim, because I figured you could activate it by scanning the QR code from the screen. But no, they will mail me a piece of plastic with the QR code on it. So I went with a regular sim instead.

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 1 month ago

My government sorta did this before... *thuder crack* DIGITAL ID!

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Probably Italy. All institutions and many households still have a working but unused fax line in Italy (which most photocopiers still support). Many documents can only be transferred either in person or by fax.

We are not savages, we have low cost multi-gigabit optic-fiber household connections available in the majority of cities. Our bureaucracy is just anachronistic.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Germany-Italy-Japan the Faxes-Axis remains strong.

[–] cageythree@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago
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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

Ahahah ah. Germany sends its regards.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

OMG Verizon.

I JUST saw this yesterday when resetting my password.

I expect they just mail you a temporary password with 2FA turned off.

[–] Sirence@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm currently waiting on two separate authentication codes in the mail so the answer is, it's already implemented quite often.

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[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Token has expired. Please try again.

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[–] Courantdair@jlai.lu 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] org@lemmy.org 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still can’t find my dad…

[–] Damage@feddit.it 12 points 1 month ago

Have you tried the "recover my dad" form?

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's the option to login with caution, but what if I want to login with reckless abandon?

[–] Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip 20 points 1 month ago

Choose any one of the other ones tbh.

[–] mech@feddit.org 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Log in with 23andme.
To authenticate, you need an actual pin.

[–] org@lemmy.org 27 points 1 month ago

Fucking systemd and their dna fields

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah DNA sample was what I was gonna suggest

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, you did: OpenID.

I remember when I first read about it (late 2000s? not sure when), I thought it was an awesome idea and surely the web of the future would be full of "log in with OpenID" buttons.

Instead it is now full of "log in with Google", "log in with Facebook", "log in with Microsoft" buttons.

[–] Scribbd@feddit.nl 22 points 1 month ago

It is just a framework. OpenID en OIDC are probably used by those companies to federate user access.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm a big fan of "Login with a potato" lol

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm digging 'login with caution.' I like to think it's mostly the same generic login page but with 'Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.' and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.

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[–] nimisnimi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

PID - ~~personal~~ Potato ID

[–] mech@feddit.org 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] org@lemmy.org 10 points 1 month ago

Only if you’re 18. ;)

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Login with Calculator: For when you don't remember your PIN but you remember how you came up with it

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Creating a pin with the number pad then having to remember it with a normal keyboard... 🫠

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Log in with an actual wooden log

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[–] gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is missing the Brazilian gov.br login.

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What PDF should I use to log in?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's key-based client authentication. Just open your SSH key's .pub file in Microsoft Publisher, then export to PDF.

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What about AI?

Log in safely and securely with AI^®^

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  • Log in with your local Linux account

  • Log in as administrator

  • Log in via carrier pigeon

  • Psychic log in

  • Log in using public shared account (that anyone and everyone can log into and use)

  • Log in your pets

  • Log in via Hallmark greeting card (only available on your birthday or major holidays)

  • Log in with blood sacrifice

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Login with browser fingerprint

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Login with a log in an inn.

Login with my constant back pain level.
(You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)

Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Verification can?

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

FetLife obviously

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Login with sudo

[–] D1re_W0lf@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

“Login with Calculator” - No, no, no. Everybody knows that that option is just for the alarm clock.

[–] madjo@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Form 137? No, you have to go to hall 17b for 137, this is hall 17a, hall 17b is 2 floors up in the other building!

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[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Some dudes with oldstyle websites from web 1.0 times actually keep doing this. A friend of mine has a login with dog chip on his website among dozens of other options.

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[–] Dremor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Login with Pass A38 (Asterix reference😏)

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