dont forget about log in with neocities
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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Unironically, in the EU with digital IDs it might actually be feasible to do a government ID login.
Sometimes I‘m thinking about hosting a lemmy instance that does that bit would not store your info just to fight the tide of astroturfing.
It’s finally getting more widespread use. I‘ve had a machine readable ID with biometrics for two decades before I was able to actually use it for the first time online.
I was really impressed that I could do my Spanish taxes with my German ID. Other government services don’t support it yet though
login with meow :3
credit card login in my mind: registration by account balance. To be able to login, match your balance to the same amount you had at the time of registration
Ah fuck it, I'll take one Login with Caution please.
Please add Login with my own OIDC
That'll be 10 extra per user per month.
Login with hunter2
Login with the contents of your .bashrc
Login with ID form #10-T
Login with PEBKAC token
So while login with potato is nice, how would you log in with an calculator? Do a math problem?
You open your calculator app, launch the integrated Microslop Copilot and try to answer the security questions it generates randomly
Pornhub?
Poemhub (if that's a thing)
(well actually) you forgot Poland
I log in by scanning my ass on the office printer. I have a very distinct butthole print.
I think you have too many pixels in this picture.
The other pixels have been used to log in to this website.