Ahhh I see you made a new account, I was wondering where the tag I put on you went lmao
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I can imagine so many options. What was her tag?
yay! we missed u!
Don't forget to put a few rivets into Rosie:
I need to join a union...
Underrated af movie
Dude it was my favorite
Nah, just the handy man.
Don't, you are one of my favorite posters on here at this point lol. Just go where your whimsical (and horny) heart takes you
They have 3 posts on a 10hr old account... what am I missing here?
She deleted her former very active account and disappeared for a bit. This is her big return.
Ah, thanks for the explanation!
Welcome back op!
Welcome back, micky7 and I have been carrying the horny meme post torch in your absence.
Remember to wear your safety gear! In this case, one of those RSI wrist braces...
Am I a trade?
No you’re a seductive tortoise
If you are in an open office...
look. I'm not here to judge or anything, but make sure you use more wrist and thumb.
you can never go wrong with more wrist and thumb.
There's a couple other variables you're not considering like dick-to-floor distance or mean jerk time.
you gotta make the remaining distance up with your lips, tongue, and mouth.
Tip-to-tip efficiency!
If you won't, I gladly will 😋
Yes.
As a licenced mechanic, yes.
Not necessarily, one trade might be willing to jack you off.
Well, time to learn a trade I guess
Master(bater) of none?
Id like to think at least one...
Doos yas wants yas plumbings fixeds ors nots?
I have a commercial driver's license, an engineering degree and I'm working in an unrelated field. Will I be counted as 3 trades?