Serious question, how can you edge, let alone for so long?
I never manage to do that without going over the threshold like the 2nd time I get close
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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Learn from your mistakes, and realize “close” is closer than you think.
Or practice with a partner who will distract you with a rubberband snap to the nuts.
I just share Lovense links so randos can play with me.
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My DMs are open
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Yes
Where is our resident bait?! We need more bait to bate!
You all picked the worst time to be horny. Just recently mentioned Lemmy to my friends group and they are probably listening in >:(
Fixed it for you
Thank you, appreciate it. :)
Get hornier friends
Hey, no backsies! This is bullshit!
Sex is also on the table still dw
Stop trying to edge me! I'm onto you now.
Play your cards right and ill let you get on to me for sure.
don't write cheques your ass can't cash.
Oh no, my swollen prostate!
Only 9? You must have places to be, get back to me when you aren't so busy.
Fixed it
Well shit, count me in.
Infinite? You mean 0.0000000....... hours? Amateur.
New?
I just block the hornyposting.
Yes! Finally the right questions.
The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
Peenar explosion chamber being run by... Larry...
If we’re all edging who’s gonna do the hard work?
Hmmm hard work well I'm sure someone here has a kink for that