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[–] popularpenguin@piefed.social 7 points 53 minutes ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[–] const_void@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 minutes ago

Americans elected a pedophile and don’t even care

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 22 points 3 hours ago

The only reason he would marry a 9 year old is to give a pretend legitimacy to the fact that he is going to rape her. He already raped children without that veil of decency, why would he start now. No one is fooled, he would just rape her without bothering with the pretend stuff like religion.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Islam limits you to 4 wives, though, which is a problem for Trump because golf courses have 18 holes.

[–] Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 minutes ago

Yeah but you can have unlimited slaves, (Jariya).

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)

But, like 4 at a time, or 4 in total? Because he could rotate them through if necessary, he wouldn't have a problem with that.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

Islam probably also has some sort of prohibition against burying your dead wife in an unmarked grave on your golf course, so I think the point is moot.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

So that's what Trump and Iran have talked about....

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I bet he could seriously do this and nothing would change. Maga would think what insanity fox news would tell them.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 35 minutes ago

Maga would support it because most Maga are pedos anyway. There's always some Maga pastor etc in the news each week for molesting kids or having a computer full of CSAM.

[–] dotCody@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

Its a terrific deal, a FANtasTic deal! And only i could have come up with it, Don-Al-Shabir Dump of Saudi Arabia! I love the Saudis - especially that MBS guy!

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 30 minutes ago

Its a meme dawg.

I dislike AI taking jobs and shit but for memes, fuck it send it.

Shit was funny.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 3 hours ago

Does that make it an funny joke?