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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 minutes ago

Seems to be a trending theme today.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Only a cereal killer would commit such an atrocity.

[–] aketawi@quokk.au 3 points 2 hours ago

the real Cereal Experiments

[–] depletedDefenses@fedinsfw.app 2 points 2 hours ago

Milk first or cereal first is a matter of opinion, but we all know that the bowl goes in last.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Not milk first you weirdo.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

HDMI (High Definition Milk Interface)

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

High Dairy Milk Interface?

[–] black0ut@pawb.social 4 points 3 hours ago

High Dairy Milk Ingestion

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 26 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You are using wrong cable for charging your milk.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's 2026, the right cable is always usb-c

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Thank goodness technology has evolved and all that confusion is in the past.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 6 points 6 hours ago

I'm not sure if this breakfast is portable.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 6 hours ago

~~Serial~~ ~~Cereal~~ Serial Killer

[–] Breezy@sopuli.xyz 12 points 8 hours ago

First it's the ethernet in the air filter, and now this. I wonder what's next lol

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

You get an upvoter for finding a serial cable in this day and age

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Been a long time since I saw one of those.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

Serial cables come in all shapes and sizes. This could be a DB-9 but it could also potentially be a DB-15.

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 3 points 6 hours ago

None, eight and one.

[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 8 hours ago

I put VGA first.