Her fellow officers noticed something was wrong when she no longer experienced joy from manhandling perps and expressed interest an MS in computer science.
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2025
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Is she like, having a seizure, or did she take some fentanyl out of the evidence locker?
Or maybe just got bonked on the head?
Like, I have seen more than one chestcam video on youtube of cops responding to other cops who took some fentanyl into the bathroom before they got to the evidence locker, and they end up doing the lean so hard they curl back into ragdoll positions you would think were unrealistic in a video game, fucking instant OD.
I'm pretty sure this is from the video of a dumbass pig having a panic attack because she touched an unknown powder (turned out not to be drugs at all) during a traffic stop because she thought it was fentanyl. Fentanyl does not cross the skins barrier.
... Wow.
Thats... even more stupid.
... Dang.
She's having a completely psychosomatic paralysis episode?
... This person should not be trusted with a firearm.
Armed, dangerous and mentally unstable under pressure, fuck.
I 100% agree. She should be red flagged.
Yeah...
Also, having unfortunately survived being homeless for a while...
(i mean, im glad i survived, awkward phrasing, whatever)
I can tell you that fentanyl can get into you if you have cuts on your skin, fresh cuts or wounds.
But uh... this is a fairly easily solvable problem for cops:
Gloves!
And... you... can see... in this image...
That her right hand has such a glove on it.
Sooooo.... she probably has the other glove on the other hand as well.
Also, if she had enough time to... put on gloves... chances are low that she has....fresh, bleeding wounds on her hands.
-sigh-
Allow me to replenish your stash:
… … … … …
That's not how a panic attack looks, at all. Don't know her deal though.
Oh, so if she's performing for the camera then it's okay to laugh at it.
Fentanyl does cross the skin barrier, patches exist, but ain't shit happening if you just touch it.
I'm no pharmacologist, but I think those patches are made with some sort of gel that, surely, aids in the absorption though the skin.
Could be wrong though I just, the gel might just be for time release.
and not that quickly too.
You are thinking of epilepsy. She is having autism.
... No.
I am autistic.
This not a thing I do.
wtf are you talking about?
It's a joke.
Because the US government announced today that they believe Tylenol causes autism, even though there's no real, reproducible evidence of this hypothesis. They made Tylenol a scapegoat with no evidence to try to make their dumbass base believe they have everything under control. So people are memeing about it.
Perhaps you can understand how I as an autistic person do not find this funny.
They are also purorting to be able to cure autism, via very untested means.
I would prefer not to be medicated against my will.
I think many of us, whether autistic or people with autistic friends and family, are horrified at what's happening and making jokes is the only way to not cry at the moment.
Certainly the case for me.
I'm autistic and god yeah if I'm not constantly joking about this imma get real depressed
Neat.
I do not find the prospect of potentially being genocided funny.
im autistic and this do check out
Just inject cops with fentanyl daily until they develop a tolerance or something. Stop being pussies or look for another job.
Just hire people that can handle a little fun.
Those are the guys watching the evidence locker
And I bet their lazy cop asses will stop calling out sick or take weeks long vacations either.
"So you're refusing to obey Mayor Mamdani's orders to storm the tarmac and drag Netenyahu's ass off that plane? Oh well, then I guess you ain't getting your medicine then... ....yeah that's what I thought..."
This photo needs to be the Wikipedia image for the article The Placebo Effect.
Or maybe the Nocebo effect instead? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocebo
These anti-inflammatories are mostly all bullshit anyway, aspirin's the only one that's worth anything as far as I am concerned. Still you can keep it all and just give me the morphine.
Why do chemical compounds have epic wizard names?
Just think about it:
- Tylenol the calm one
- Sildenafil the necromancer
- Cyanide the death bringer.
And so on
FOOF the fickle
I think she’s got an extra chromosome
Don't insult people with extra chromosomes, they are human... That's clearly a pig with extra chromosomes.
Is that a good cop?
This isn't the movies, in the real world we don't have such mythical creatures.
There are cops outside America too. Some of them are quite decent people, as well as good police officers.
America's cop problem is fixable. It just requires Americans to fix it.
ACAB
ACAB is based on the idea that even if an individual cop is a “good” one, the system they’re in makes them either stay silent about their bad coworkers’ behavior (making them bad, too), or pushes them out of the system, leaving only bad ones.
It’s possible to have a system without that dynamic, and I’d be shocked if no country has achieved it.
Perhaps one day, the US can.
If ACAB were universal across space and time, we should just give up trying to fix the systemic issues that result in ACAB.
I'm with you, but I'm having trouble thinking of a single country that has achieved it.
I'm not with you. I think that's wrong and you have no examples.
If ACAB is universal across space and time, then we should give up on having police.
Absolutely