Can this technique cure ADHD too?
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?
Edit: I really expected better from all of you. Better puns. Better jokes. Just better…
Read your edit and my only question is: are you gonna buy grapefruits?
No. I’m already pretty awesome at sucking dick, plus I got other tricks that don’t require any “assistance“.
I did watch that video, though, and I found her advice, at least, pretty original.
Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.
🎶 that's amore 🎶
When you getting that hob goblin knob slobberin double decker pecker wrecker
You're telling me I've been eating corn wrong this while time??
Silly. You're supposed to eat the corn wong!
Don't listen to the perverts. A sloppy toppy is an ice cream, typically served in a cone, with extra syrup (caramel, chocolate, etc) drizzled on top. The excess results in the syrup dripping off, making it "sloppy" if you aren't fast enough to lick it all off.
So next time you are at an ice cream parlour ask for a sloppy toppy.
True story: Hawaiian Punch started as a fruity ice cream topping. Then people started diluting the syrup in water and drinking the result
Blowjob
Not just any blowjob
That’s it? That’s a little disappointing…
It's from OPs mom tho
Hurtful 😢
No way she s the sloppy toppy queen
If you're trying to hurt my feelings.... its working
I didnt realize we were in wholesome. Sorry.
Thank you 😘
What could you have possibly expected
It sounds like letting Willy Wonka fuck you
Willy Wonka and the sex toy factory. "You know Charlie, no other factory in the world mixes their lube by waterfall."
Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three
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Cum with me, and you'll see
Why I'm on the sexual list of predation
Take a look and you'll see
Into my world of perverse ideation
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We'll begin, with a spin
Riding the edge of gooner civilization
What we see will defy
Perversion
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If you want to feel paradise
Simply stuff yourself right through it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to forget the world?
Just moan and goon it
You'd be amazed at how often this happens. The peer reviewed journal articles will blow your mind.
Was that written by predictive text?
I'll tell you on Friday.
I agree with you and the other team members good luck in your future endeavors and your family and family and family and family and family and family
I hope so and I hope that upsets you.