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[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah no problem! pockets Alpha Black Lotus mint 10. Need anything else picked up?

[–] Cityshrimp@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Would it still be mint 10 if it fell on the floor like that?

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Given that my average deck price is $250, you best believe I'd start gathering.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ah, a player on a budget I see.

/s

Though certain formats can get outta hand, and we'll not even speak of competitive vintage here.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

There's a vampiric tutor face-up there; these are probably commander decks. Could easily be thousands per deck.

[–] Junkasaurus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Honestly you’re not wrong. I started to proxy and honestly it feels so good. I’m so sick of spending so much money on cards.

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I like building janky messes that sometimes still work. Mana base is usually more than half the deck price.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The fuck aren't they in sleeves then

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Those are sleeves with the card backs printed on them.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago

Nah. I've got those and the corners are pointy. The ones in the picture are rounded - no sleeves.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have a bunch of magic cards from the mid 90s. Wonder if they're any good.

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 23 hours ago

I'd be happy to buy them off of you at some point if you'd be willing to sell em.

[–] Drasglaf@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Some could be expensive, I'd check somewhere like cardmarket.com

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I mean some of them can fetch a pretty penny. I'd find a good local card shop if you're interested in getting rid of them.

Or you can send them to me and I'll take em off your hands... But seriously it might be worth it for you to take them into a shop just to see if you have anything of value.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

That Vampiric Tutor at the bottom of pic is the most expensive card in Classic Sixth Edition, at $65.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

plebs still playing with physical cards. NFTs are where it is at /s

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can’t just pick it up though, that would be mundane. I think you are supposed to ensorcel a broom to do it for you or something, idk, I didn’t finish fantasia, nothing about that could go wrong

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Real Magic The Gathering players pick up cards with their ass cheeks.

It's a kind of magic

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 day ago

Was magic just all the gathering we did along the way?
Always has been?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I always knew it was a sex thing.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah! Nerds

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago