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[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, no totally not gay.

Could be bisexual :)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I read my Bi ble

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It feels like everyone forgets that's an option. I can like pie and cake the same!

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And pan, and queer, and...

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And pan! Though their flag is clearly inferior to the bisexual flag ;P

Am I outdated in viewing "queer" as the biggest umbrella label for all of us queer folk?

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Honestly it depends heavily on where you are. Some regions still use queer daily and prominently. While other regions consider it a hard slur.

Like with most words, context and the group your around matters more then the actual world it self.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But but, I did say pan :)

You are technically right but saying "gender fluid that is either lesbian or straight because they are only into female presenting people regardless of how they feel on their own gender" is way too fucking long mate. It also encompasses other sexualities ofc.

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh I was agreeing with you :)

I may not fully understand the differences between pan and bi as a bisexual person myself, but I will always respect pansexual awareness!

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shit I'm just learning. I'm not even bisexual bisexual. Someone on another post mentioned it.

I am attracted to men, but I can't see myself being in a romantic relationship with one. It's not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just not what I have in mind or plan to.

Which in turn has made me realize that it is all so completely complicated that trying to make sense of it all is just bullshit. Be happy and kind. Harm no one and protect those who can't protect themselves. But just be happy. That's all that matters.

no. be angry, take memes seriously, get in fights on the internet, harm everyone and fart on escalators

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Prostrate, not prostate but still sounds like it was a good time.

41 As soon as the boy had gone, David rose from beside the stone heap and prostrated himself with his face to the ground. He bowed three times, and they kissed each other and wept with each other; David wept the more.

Unfortunately this is probably all propaganda. As I understand it, many scholars believe that many of these stories are Davidic propaganda, and that David most likely killed Saul and Jonathan (and Saul’s whole family) in a sort of coup.

But assuming that is true, it’s quite likely that Solomon coup’d David and the whole Bathsheba story was meant to legitimize Solomon as a successor.

Take this with a grain of salt because I’m just a fascinated layman, and my recapitulation is likely limited by my level of understanding.

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I just like confronting old testament bible-thumping chuds with this scripture. I don't care nearly as much about the provenance of the stories as I do about upsetting the fragile toxic masculinity of religious men.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It’s a great use case for a bible verse and I am totally here for it.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I always took the Bible as a lot of bullshit. I never really gave any thoughts to scholars picking it apart. That's pretty cool to think about.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here's a fun fact: Some scholars believe Genesis 1 is a later addition than the rest of the story, because Judaism was originally polytheistic.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It mentions Baal, in a way that's more concerned than it needs to be.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Correct, and fundamentally you don’t make laws to prohibit something nobody is doing.

A few different gods had to get rationalized or syncretized in one way or another as I understand it.

Not only Baal but that pesky Asherah and her complicated and inconvenient situationship with YHWH.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I like the King James Version of those verses cause Jonathan talks to David about their seed.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Bibloi (bible yaoi).

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Smithers got his cock sucked by a reindeer" to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer is probably be best Disney song released since they bought Fox. That Frozen x Simpsons crossover episode was wild.