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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How am I supposed to say no to this?

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

cuz I put up a sign!

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] killea@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

No. I said he sleeps with the fishes.

[–] cenotaph@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Did you get that from Koi Me The Horizon or just happened to source the image from wherever they sourced the koi footage? Or am I horribly misguided

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

I think it was called “the little mermaid”

[–] edgesmash@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure it was the fish who wanted to fuck a guy.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 6 points 1 week ago

Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'm assuming it's this one? I admit it's been awhile, so I don't remember the plot:

Don Knotts fucks a fish, right?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago
[–] Sprinks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Shrubbery@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This is photoshopped. I know this because New Zealand's Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago

If this was really from New Zealand / Aotearoa, wouldn’t they have suggested the sheep?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We don't have squirrels in NZ anyway.

How can you not have skeerls?

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

god forbid men have hobbies

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

My Dwarf Fortress instincts are screaming in horror.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Carpe Dickem

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If they really wanna catch more fish, they should be Hooksmaxxing.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Viscious? I think you meant viscous

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Squirrels are pretty damn viscous. They're not trees or rocks, mind you, but not exactly smoothie material either.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You cannot imagine my relief at seeing this

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Is this a warning for dolphins?

[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Leave the damn squirrels alone!

[–] gtownjim@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Besides Chipmunks can fit more nuts in.

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

no U leave the fishies alone!

[–] faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok i supprt it but wtf squirel do?

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 week ago

Don't fuck with squirrels.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

sad Swedish Chef noises

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeeehaw this calls for a Texas dog dick hoedown

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whooo boy, if I had known it was going to be one of these parties, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes

[–] gtownjim@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mantan Moreland fan or Beasty Boys?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Beastie. But I've seen the clip they got it from.

Yes question what the fuck

[–] faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

Ok i guess some people took ‘’there are plenty of fish‘’ too seriously

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

First they tell you to go spend time inside nature, then they call you wrong when you do.

[–] potatopotato@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Not a chance. Just good old fashioned Photoshop.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, everything you don't like is ai slop....

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I mean that's been mostly true in the last couple years.... AI slop or neo fascism.... Sometimes both :(