My ex left behind his collection of vibrating sounding rods soooooo, there's option three right there.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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Is this a thing? Do guys just look at it?
“Stroke it, stare at it, destiny comes all the same.”
-big, bald, purple-headed fella
Don't just stare at it, eat it!
Tell me you have an addiction without telling me you have an addiction
Is eating food also an addiction then? Or is it just a natural bodily function that's actually healthy to do regularly?
If eating food is your response to having nothing to do, then yes, that's at the very least an eating disorder
So everything ypu dp while bored is an addition? What's the non-adiction response to boredom?
Bro stop crying about it I have already interacted with people like you and yall do NOT budge, plus, it is obviously satire. (Both my comment and the post)
Obviously not everyone who goons is literally addicted
Just be quiet and consider me stupid. Mm, sound good?
Listen, buddy, I've been doing it for almost 20 years every day, so if I'd gotten addicted I would have noticed.
You're just reducing your risk of prostate cancer by 33%. Nothing wrong with that.
Enriqueeee
Stroking internal combustion engines...
Releasing chemically complex white fluid...
Bop it!
Twist it!
Harder, better, faster, stronger
More than ever
Extend it!
-> Wish it was a vulva.
all of the above
Why not both?
Million dollar answer here