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[–] one5low7@lemmy.org 2 points 4 days ago

it will be edible so they can see you from the inside

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 6 days ago

Are the orbs gonna shoot a laser beam that disintegrates the CEO of Ticketmaster?

They thought wrong.

This dumbass idea assumes a single person and NOT a group of people are responsible for scalping tickets, when in actuality this will just drive up scalping prices.

You fucking morons.

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah... AI companies always think their technology could solve everything.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

stealing copys of our iris's.....

[–] markon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They use ZK proofs there is no storage it is open. Look it up. If I am mistaken I apologize.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Their proof doesn't prove anything if they control the hardware and software scanning your biometrics.

[–] markon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I mean, I can just take several pictures of your eyes and reconstruct it. I mean, if you have your eyes on any online images, then sorry to tell you....

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

How can there both be loads of good artists not getting recognition and not enough tickets...

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

By all means, you are the problem, stop trying to solve things no one asked you to.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Oh so we are mass producing punchable faces now eh?

Having just one wasn't enough, Sam?

Hope the next molotov finds its mark.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 3 points 5 days ago

I don't think even Sam Altman thinks this. He's saying it, sure. He's a liar.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do you have to put your eye on it? Because hello pink eye everyone!

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Please insert identity verification probe

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

sigh

Time to retrieve the nozzle.

[–] winni@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago

tell them to hide in the metaverse

[–] smileyhead@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

It is just a private company doing the verification solely, orb is just a gimmick to look like actual thing.

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