Fo... four towels? Come on if there's a mess we need to clean it up
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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We got a bid of four towels, I said four towels do I hear five?
SIX TOWELS!
Dammit
/Fold
I hate folding towels.
towels are supposed to bend?
There... Are... Four... Towels!!
Inside you there are two towels…
...you may want to visit the ER.
That's where I got them
I want you to put a rod in my hole
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So paper towels?
I can do three towels, but then I have to do laundry. And I just did it, so I'd have to wait and honestly it's....
I'll see if I have some paper towels.
Is this a reference to one of the finest Sonic the Hedgehog memes around? https://youtu.be/slIxAWwg1vY
A... flood pump? Help me out here
why is there a Millennium Falcon watermark
probably whoever did this's signature
Am I the only one who never felt that Deanna Troi was particularly attractive? I mean, she's okay (enough that it doesn't detract from other traits), but not above average. Yet she's often presented as if she's supposed to be eye candy for the show.
She may not be your type but I’d wager she’s easy on the eyes for most
Also how they styled her hair and clothing was very much an 80s-hot look.
She's a Star Wars 10
This feels like it's supposed to be a dig on Star Wars if it weren't for the fact that it's got both Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman.
She's not my type either, but I always thought she was super attractive.
I agree. She's obviously attractive, but just not my type at all.
I doubt either of us would say no if she walked up to us though.
I mean any decent person would give her all the towels she needs.
It'd be a shame if we ran out of towels...
as would i and i'm no decent person
She's got that "the girl next door" vibe. She's not sultry and seductive looking, but very beautiful in an innocent way.
Deanna Troi was hot af when I was a kid
She's definitely well above average. Have you walked around like anywhere in America lately?
Well, the U.S. definitely weighs down the average (pun intended), but it's only 4% of the world's population.
I always thought B'Etor was pretty hot.
Three seashells.
A true gentleman, showing her the Riker maneuver.
RIker? I barely knew her!