this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 77 points 5 days ago

Bannable? They should make you a mod.

[–] RegularJoe@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 19 points 5 days ago
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

Its got hEARt

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i have a thing for feet and I resent whatever this is

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sometimes I like to imagine guys with a hoot fetish getting into a west side story brawl with guys who have a hand fetish. The hand guys snap their fingers to the beat. And the foot guys hop on one foot and snap their toes to the beat.

My brain is weird.

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Hoot fetish

They're just really into owls

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 6 points 5 days ago

i mean some owls do have really stunningly beautiful feet, to be fair. its kinda their primary weapon!

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

People have hand fetishes?

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I know at least one guy who has a hand fetish yeah

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 4 days ago

It must be difficult to walk anywhere with people. It's a miracle he hasn't died from a paraphism.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I could see how, I work retail and I've seen some hands that are 👨‍🍳👌

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 1 points 4 days ago

Being able to actually get off to https://safehandhub.com/ is wild (sfw unless you have a hand fetish)

spoilerIt's a meme "porn" site related to the Stormlight Archive series by Brandon Sanderson, which is a fantasy series where the dominant cultural norm is for women to cover their left hands. An old shitpost in that fandom was to post the official character art, but mirrored, with NSFW tags.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

A true shitpost. Well done.

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] corbindallas@fedinsfw.app 2 points 4 days ago

Stalman edition

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago

Is there a high rez version of this? I want to put it on a shirt

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

That foot is enjoying his ear music almost indecently.