Buy JesusCoin, be saved.
this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2026
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Which one? The digital fake scam one, or the gold fake scam one with his face on both sides?
And rapes a 13 year old
No, that's what God did to his mom.
Well he eats normal mustard and wears normal suits so he hasn't broken any of the two commandments.
The sentiment of this is well appreciated, but Jesus was absolutely the kind of guy who would tell Popes to go fuck themselves.
Somewhat different motivations though I’d say.
"Jesus... had days like this"
"Blessed are... me. Just me."
And the cheesemakers.
But he only did that for his disciple Jeffrey ...you have to cut him some slack...
/s
Maybe the mayans were right. They talked of an apocalypse coming when the Mayan calendar ended (in 2012).
Apocalypse means unveiling or revelation in Greek. Its not "end of the world". And we are seeing all the veils being lifted. The belief in these leaders and our systems is failing, because we see them for what they are.
Bible believers say we are in the end times, which is an expression of the same idea. But they believe that Christians will be saved and everyone else goes to hell. I dont think so but we will see.
“gal-i-lago” would have been fine
Can we get to the part where the Roman's crucify him now, and then just end the story there forever... we don't need the Easter bit and all that. It's okay.
Fun! Now do one about doctors who dress like Jesus.
Ahh yes, baby Jesus