this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 points 26 minutes ago

I only got 10 on this list. I gotta up my game

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

No bingo for me despite having done like 8 or 9 of these 😭

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago
[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

So close! Does having an orgasm in public count as jizzing in public? Inquiring minds want to know..

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

curious about that as well. does squirting in public count as jizzing? cause if it did i'd have a bingo🙂‍↕️

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 13 points 5 hours ago

Never eaten cum out of a condom. Never had a distance competition. But... yeah, everything else. Holy shit. Having the big gay helps.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I've only done 2 of those. Guess I'm just vanilla or smth....

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

(Idk if diagonals count in bingo? I've never actually played it)

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Diagonals totally count!

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

Made me realize I'm plain vanilla.

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

no bingo😒 i marked with red the ones i’m not sure apply to the receiving end, and i don’t know how many guys make a bukkake

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

I think the bukake one counts. You participated in one.

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"nutted on someone else's cock" - does squirting on it count?

That's gotta be worth a bonus point.

Given some don't apply to receiving, let's add cum in knickers to the mix...

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 6 points 5 hours ago

I've eaten mine before. It might enjoy it more if I did it for a woman. I'd love to lick my cum off of her.

Oh shit, welcome back Violet.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip -2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This isn't even close to a shitpost. You know there's more than one community on Lemmy right?

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

“Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!”

anything and everything goes. shitposts are supposed to be fun, unhinged, chaotic content. why would i use a smaller lemmy community when lemmy’s already small to begin with?

i really don’t get comments like this. don’t like it, move on.

  1. I suspect this is on the low side compared to some others!
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

14, but a few were without me expecting it lol my ex was a crazy bitch in the bedroom