Dems(if they were honest): With us, live will continue to get worse and worse. And not only that, it will get worse faster and faster in an exponential way. And we'll do everything in our power to speed things up even more (it's what the shareholders demand). We can't even promise to always lie to you anymore. Even empty verbal statements to appease your suffering will more and more often be to much to ask in the future. But we promise to let the mask that hides fascism's ugly face drop a little bit slower than the opposition. And who knows, the speed at which the worsenings acceleration increases could maybe be a little bit higher without us, so vote blue no matter who.
Communists: Okay, crazy idea, but how about we turn things around and away from the looming abyss we're accelerating towards?